#lu incorrect quotes

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

Twilight: "teeny weeny"

Warriors: *exaggerated shocked face*"....are you calling my weenie teeny?!?!???"

Twilight: "yea"

Warriors: *exaggerated fake crying*

[crazylittlejester]

the chain as stupid ass shit ive been saying lately, because i haven’t done one of these in a while but i sure have been saying some shit

Time: Got his xrays back and has been going around saying “KNEE REVEAL!!!” and showing his friends the xray photos of his knees because he only ever wears pants and like none of his friends have actually seen his knees before and he thinks this is funny

Warriors: Will be in the middle of talking about something genuinely stupid and if his phone buzzes and interrupts him, will go “who is texting me im going through something right now”/will be walking around and sit down at a table with people he lives with and if they try to include him in the conversation (ONLY if its a stupid and silly conversation), will go “dont talk to me im going through something right now” and sigh, and then will end up joining the conversation

Twilight: Texts the people he lives with every single day in the middle of his work day for a picture of his pet because he wants to see his creature to give him the strength to carry on and every time he asks he goes “may i see my son” and every time its BASICALLY the same picture because the creature in question has like two napping spots

Sky: Will start talking and then end up stuttering or stumbling over his words so bad nothing is comprehensible, and then will sigh and go “and ive always said that” and then walk away

Hyrule: Started saying “foiled” a lot because he cant say “dammit” at work. “Foiled again” has become the new thing to say at any minor inconvenience

Legend: Decided to call himself the bubble wizard because he’s mastered the art of the bubble wand and refers to himself in the third person when The Bubble Wizard is on duty. Examples: “The Bubble Wizard is tired we’re gonna have to go back inside” and “The Bubble Wizard’s powers have been foiled once again… by the wind….”

Wild: Will partially dislocate something and go “oh thats new!!” (its not new. this has been happening his whole life hes only just realized THATS whats actually happening) or “aw man”, or everyone around him’s personal least favorite “there go my bones…”

Four: Says “no because why not??” every time he gets cut off in rush hour traffic, a huge step up from straight up screaming or threatening to eat people’s tires and licenses

Wind: Will start complaining about how something in his body hurts more than usual and when his friends, concerned, say something like “…that shouldn’t hurt at all” he’ll mysteriously look out the window and go “right… right…. and i knew that”

[clancycosmic]

Twilight: *visiting his sister once he's back in his timeline* You've been leavin' them little boys alone?

Eden: Twi, you asked me that five times already!

Twilight:🤨

Eden: Twi I am!

Twilight: *still suspect* you do realize that boys are absolutely stinky and that you should keep away from them!

Eden: so I should keep away from you then?

Twilight: *dramatic gasp* I'm your brother! That's different! And I don't stink!

Eden: Yes, you do stink! You always smell like a goat!

I freaking love their relationship🥹 they are so close once Eden gets her memories back!

[minty-mumbles]

Time: Excuse me Sir, we're looking for the hero of this country.

Wild, who literally just figured out they're transfem, torn between going "yeah that's me," and "he's dead and I killed him": Hmmm

[thegrinningghost]

Legend, who refuses to eat anything Wild cooks up in the first few days of The Chain’s adventure unless he:

Gets to know the ingredients

Gets to watch Wild cook the entire time

Gets to help cook

Legend doesn’t trust any wild ingredient, not after the raccoon incident on Koholint.

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Four: “That was on an island that wasn’t even real! Why do you trust that over reality?”

Legend: “You never know what reality truly is! It was a very believable dream! And anyways, dreams are based on memories which are steeped in reality, so, yeah!”

Wild: “It’s alright, Four. Vet’s a surprisingly good cook. And he knows more about the flora than I do!”

Legend: “You’d be surprised what you can learn from a witch in a dream.”

[thegrinningghost]

Wind: What is that? 

Legend: A Gorgon! . . . I don’t really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that that is such a fiend. And in any case, it is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair. 

The “Gorgon” in question:

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

Hyrule, squinting: "There's a bug on the tv"

Legend: "Yeah, there's a bug"

Hyrule: "It has wings, I've seen it open wings"

Legend: "I think it's some moth adjacent thing"

Hyrule: "Hi moth adjacent thing!"

Legend: "Hi moth adjacent thing!"

The moth adjacent thing (everyone say thank you to my dad for letting me steal his phone to take a picture because my camera sucks. It feels too smooth but I promise this was not ai generated it was taken by a human)

[creative-mage]

Wild: you know people say we look alike, maybe we're related.

Warriors: that's impossible, I've never had a partner, nor been in a relationship

Legend: well, you don't NEED a partner to have a kid

Warriors: well i never plan on getting pregnant, so no...

Legend: .....

Wild: .....

Warriors: what, I'm a trans guy. I thought you guys knew??