#lu incorrect quotes

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

Love this duo so dearly… can’t wait till wild eats a rock (please jojo. Please let him eat a rock)

[books4everandzeldatoo]

this might have been done before I think.

[sunny-porridge]

why is he like this

[legendofzoodles]

Innkeeper: Hello travellers! Welcome to our establishment, and you are?

Wild: Hungry.

Warriors: Hot.

Legend: Dying.

Sky: Sleepy.

Twilight: Completely human.

Hyrule: Hylian...?

Wind: A badass.

Time: Not here.

Four: The only normal person in this group, nice to meet you. Room for nine please.

[alasse-earfalas]

Wars: "This is too dangerous! You fall back first, I'll hold the line!"

Wild: "Right, let me just get my—"

[Friendship Sword has left the area]

[Enemy has acquired Friendship Sword]

Wild: "!!! That **** just stole my sword!! THAT'S IT"

Wars: "WILD I AM FIGHTING MY NON-EXISTENT A** OFF HERE, could you PLEASE pull back alrea—!"

Wild: "run I have a nuke >:) "

Wars: "wait wha—hOLY ****"

[Enemy has dropped Friendship Sword]

[Wild has acquired Friendship Sword]

Wars: ...

Wild: "Phew! That was a rush. All in a day's work, am I right, fellow Hero?" :D

Wars: ...

Wild: ?

Wars: "... I think this is what PTSD feels like..."

[wilds-ponytail]

Malon: Time knows no fear

Twilight: Why?

Malon: He sleeps with his feet off the bed

Four: I mean… He’s 6’5 it’s not like he has a choice

[minty-mumbles]

Legend: Gay as hell for a man to do combat surgery. Why're your hands inside another man?

Twilight: Oh you're tryna save his life? Because you love him?

Warriors, literally trying to save someone's life: Can you two please let me work?

[selmietheseal]

LU Incorrect Quotesssssss

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Legend, exhausted: I want to inject caffeine into my veins Warriors, also exhausted: Smart idea Four: Don’t do that *starts reciting a page about what happens when you inject caffeine in your veins* it can lead to cardiovascular pain, tissue damage, physiological shock and death Legend: …still sounds like a viable option against sleep deprivation Hyrule: No- - Sky: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice. - Hyrule: Hey, do you think the human brain has the capability to contract its intestines? - Four, talking abt the argument around what tomatoes are: I don’t usually wish death upon people, but just because you are wrong, Wild, I hope you die before me.” - Legend: I am going to die, and I'm not going peacefully Hyrule: I am going to make you die peacefully if it’s the last thing i fucking do. - Warriors, after fumbling at flirting: Kill me now Twilight, laughing his ass off: Too busy dying - Four: I’m gonna carve the words “Tomatoes are a fruit” onto my gravestone Wild: I will desecrate ur burial site Four: THAT’S ILLEGAL Wild: Nah, they'll never prove it was me Four: I will put so many precautions into place, and  a photo and description of you in my will Wild: What, is the description gonna be “batshit crazy old guy?” - Sky: I breathe in, God tries to smite me, I breathe out, God tries to smite me. The greatest battle i have ever fought is in my fucking lungs in the changing of seasons” - Wild: Move along, old guy Legend: I'm younger than you? Wild: Yeah, and your bones crack when you move, scooch over, you geriatric. - Shadow to the Colours: I'mma be the devil on on y’all's shoulders