#coupleconversations

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Femme: Are you laughing at my religious trauma?

Butch: I’m trying very hard not to, actually.

[inkedintrospection]

terrible tales of love p.1

S: I don't like you!

C:I know you don't like me because you are madly in love with me

S: ...

C: You are so very deeply, madly in love with me...

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I apologize for filling stereotypical gender roles in real life.

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Those Intimate Midnight Conversations

Wife: ... Husband: ... Wife: You know, the trap in (the board game) Mousetrap wasn't actually all that complicated. I still remember the whole thing. Husband: ... Husband: What?

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Learning Something New About Your Partner

Excited to be posting the second submission to the blog, thanks to Karen and Cort! Do you and your long-term, presumably permanent romantic entanglement say funny things to each other? Send them to me!

Wife: If Stacie (wife’s personal trainer) asks if I’m doing cardio, then the answer is always yes, got it?

Husband: Stacie, if I ever start to talk about Karen eating junk food or not doing cardio please stop me. The consequences will be dire.

Wife: Are you fucking stupid?

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The Persistence of Bedtime

Wife: (pokes head out from under covers) Are you coming to bed? Husband: Yeah <an hour later> Wife: (pokes head out from under covers) I thought you were coming to bed! Husband: I am! Wife: ... <an hour later> Husband: (comes to bed) Wife: (falls asleep)

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Pillow Talk

Husband: It's just...I want our apartment to be as minimal and simple as possible, and you want to put toy dinosaurs in the potted plants. Wife: ... Wife: They can be minimal, simple toy dinosaurs...

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It's Truly Better to Give than to Recieve

Wife: What are ash queen sheets? I don't think we want those. Husband: My list, Butthead.