Imagine, if you will, Hamlet but with Les Amis and co. Melodramatic prince Courfeyrac (Hamlet) and his smart, witty classmate (read: boyfriend) Combeferre (Horatio) come back from university to find that Courf’s father has been killed and his uncle has ascended to the throne. Courfeyrac’s uncle is a tyrant and a rogue who is leading the country to ruin, not to mention the fact that Courf suspects the man had a hand in killing his father. Although he was not close to his father, Courfeyrac takes it upon himself to avenge his death after he and ‘Ferre see his ghost. However, Courf’s uncle realizes something is up and enlists the help of Bossuet and Joly (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern; I couldn’t find anyone bumbling enough to be the two courtiers so I just chose the two inseparable ones) to find out what. He also asks the lovely Jehan (Ophelia), Courfeyrac’s betrothed, to help find out what afflicts his nephew. They agree only because they are worried for Courf. The rest of the work follows the play very nearly, with Courfeyrac killing the wrong man, Jehan going mad and killing themself, Courf getting “abducted” by everyone’s favorite pirate captain Grantaire and his crew which includes Bahorel and Feuilly (really they know each other already and he’s hitching a ride). Courf returns with the pirates to discover Jehan is dead and not only that, Montparnasse (Laertes, though I am changing his relation to Ophelia), the ex-lover of Jean Prouvaire who still cared for them immensely even after they were betrothed to Courfeyrac, is back in town for the funeral. ‘Parnasse naturally blames Courfeyrac and challenges him to a duel. Combeferre begs him not to accept but Courf does anyway, the whole poison sword thing goes down and Courfeyrac dies in Combeferre’s arms. At the very end, Enjolras (Fortinbras), the good and just prince of the country to the north, enters. He had heard of the injustices the new king (Courf’s uncle) had been perpetrating and came to stop him. He is just in time to see the results of the carnage, not quick enough to save Courfeyrac...