[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[averagenderedmanta]

[papibutch]

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

[herzgestolper]

BVG pride merch ist so gut, ich verzeih ihnen alle Verspätungen ✌🏻

[markus-soeder-offiziell]

ICH HASSE BERLIN IMMER NOCH aber wenigstens repräsentieren sie BISEXUALITÄT.

[specterofarts]

Ah, die drei großen B - Bisexualität, Berlien-Hass und Bier - na gut das Bier ist jetzt hier nucht explizit erwähnt aber es ist Markus Söder also ist das zumindes immer eine implizite Hitnergrumdanmahme!

[markus-soeder-offiziell]

BAYERN: BISEXUALITÄT, BERLIN-HASS UND BIER. Ein neuer Slogan für unser wundervolles Bundesland.

[herzgestolper]

Actually eine Ergänzung für Berlin:

[herzgestolper]

Okay first of all, nettes Callback.

Second of all, Minninger, wenn Du Jeffrey rausschreibst, it's on sight 🤨

[herzgestolper]

Neues Justus Design just dropped.

[herzgestolper]

It truly is just one thing after another, huh

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[kosmogrl]

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[herzgestolper]

Very cohesive plan for the hometown vacation:

- water the garden

- get ice cream with my niece

- trip to see friends

- DnD with friends

- question life choices and relationships

- go to cinema and say hi to my old boss

- avoid running into ppl i know at edeka

- stargazing

[margalcazo]

when i'll become a klapollo hater it will be because of this

[margalcazo]

thinking of old fashioned musicals and skinny leather

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[herzgestolper]

BVG pride merch ist so gut, ich verzeih ihnen alle Verspätungen ✌🏻

[watchagonnado]