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Enjolras: ...Do you like men?
Grantaire: Man is a hopeless criature. I don't like much of anyone.
Enjolras:
Grantaire:
Grantaire: Oh, if you meant sexually, then yes.
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Enjolras: ...Do you like men?
Grantaire: Man is a hopeless criature. I don't like much of anyone.
Enjolras:
Grantaire:
Grantaire: Oh, if you meant sexually, then yes.
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Valjean: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Valjean: Oh my god, you have Javert.
"Let's all be gay and not tell Marius"
grantaire: so who was your first love
enjolras, dreamily: the abolition of monarchy
grantaire: i want you to abolish my monarchy ;)))
marius:
combeferre:
eponine:
enjolras: ...what does this MEAN.
eponine: oh honey i don't think he knows either
courfeyrac: she abolish on my monarchy til i revolution
Grantaire: When a gay guy is too blond, it’s a little scary.
Bossuet: Did I take your breath away?
Joly: No, I just have asthma
Courfeyrac: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Combeferre, looking over at Enjolras and Grantaire: Is it “sexual tension”?
Les Mis Characters as out of context things my friend has said
some of there are inaccurate because like yeah (most of these actually better match several other characters but we’re going with it) but my friend says a bunch of stuff like I have a quote book on her
Jean Valjean: “Look at this nice bird”
Javert: “I tell my parents everything. I’m a snitch”
Fantine: “I am worth more than 1/4 of a teaspoon”
Cosette: “it was so cold outside my hands were hot”
Thénardier: “I had a dream where me and either Nikki Minaj or Cardi B committed tax fraud”
Madame Thénardier: “I’m scared of commitment”
Éponine: “F*ck being the bigger person I’m gonna start biting people”
Gavroche: “I am a carrier of over 200 diseases” and “I give all my stuffed animals different parents. Sometimes I’m the father.“
Marius: “you can’t spell sus without us”
Enjolras: “I did, I blew up the White House” and “I am asexual reproduction”
Combeferre: “ferrets are strange. They’re goofy little things” and “I put cicadas in a jar and waterboarded them”
Courfeyrac: “I said I was gonna cook him into a stew” and “I am everything”
Grantaire (buckle up, there’s a lot): “I am a monkey,” “worms. I’m drawing worms,” “I’ll smash your little toe” (said seductively), “I’ll colonize your colony,” “my mom didn’t raise no b*tch she raised an autistic gay person,” “I AM snorting crack in math class,” “I’ll throw up on you,” and “do you think if a cannibal ate someone with tattoos it would taste different than someone without tattoos?”
Bahorel: “is that like whoreish” (the word was promiscuous)
Bossuet: “Damn I got a big forehead”
Joly: “you sound like an old man”
Jehan: “hold on let me get some of my poetic rizz out”
bonus (random quote which goes to no one in particular): “I wish French people were real. I’d love to meet a real French person.”
