#courier 5

[a-fellow-courier]

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Not another one, how do you people find me?!

[a-fellow-courier]

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"HOW DID YOU FIND ME?! I SPECIFICALLY WANTED TO NOT BE FOUND AFTER THE HOOVER DAM INCIDENT!"

"You have to be Legion. Only they have a grudge enough to find me."

[a-fellow-courier]

Propellers beat overhead, a deep black Vertibird coming to land a solid foot from the cave. Kaleb opened the side door, grabbing the minigun and firing it up into the sky to make sure Fives was up. Two other Enclave soldiers could be seen inside, with two pilots up front.

"PANTAFIIIIIIIIIVE! ARE YOU READY TO GET HIGHER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN YOUR LIFE!?"

@atombombskilledtheradiostar

[They stumble out of the cave with all their stuff on them.]

"Bloody hell, Smokey! Did you have to do that, It's 1pm!"

[a-fellow-courier]

“… Tried being introspective, leaving all… this for a bit- I gotta admit that didn’t work out great, now I’m goddamn angrier than before…-“

Galileo sighed, pretty much appearing out of nowhere- sans transportalponder that is- not bothering explaining how he’d found 5 after so long.

[They were currently just cleaning the small kitchen they made outside the motel to keep their mind off the fact they may have been experimented on and jump at least 3 inches off the ground.]

“Gah! Galileo, don’t scare me like that. Why are you even here? You’ve been missing for months!”

[They grab him by the shoulders and shake him a bit in the worried manner of a familial relative]

[legatiuslanate]

[Five rolls up, in courier uniform instead of their ncr clothing with their messenger bag.]

"I believe someone asked for a new keyboard?"

-@a-fellow-courier

[The Legate glares down at the courier, arms crossed against his massive armored chest.] That would be I, Tabellarius. My old one happened to meet an unfortunate end.. I blame the profligates that congregate on there. Now give it here.

[doctorrrmobius]

"Hey Doc! Did I leave anything back here? Trying to make sure because well... Novac no longer exists and all my stuff was back there aka it also no longer exists."

-@a-fellow-courier

Oh, I don’t know, let me see… hmm.. Someone left some empty cans of cram and empty cigarette packets, and... yes... some used duct tape! Did you want those? Ah, probably not.. er.. What was that about Novac?

[a-fellow-courier]

Hello Five ☺️ I hope this question is not Insensitive . So you are “they” correct? Initially , I thought this meant you were Many. Now I understand that you are neither male nor female ( meaning you have obtained the powers of both, you can Office and Kitchen, very good). However 🤔 Perchance you are not only Genderless but also Many, which would be Quite Badass 😁

"I know who you are by your tone. Hi June."

"Anyways, yes, that's correct. Special power I have, I am male and female depending on how people see me. it means I can go anywhere, except unauthorized sites on a military base."

"I am both genderless and both genders at the same thing. I think if we weren't in a world with mutated creatures, I'd be put in a mental asylum due to the fact my repeated deaths have messed up my sense of self!"

[a-fellow-courier]

(Non canon time)

You receive an invitation for some Halloween party at the lucky 38 casino with the request you wear a costume.

"Huh, sweet. Think it's time I get my human interaction for the year."