#courtshipdate

[hellfirefury]

[vague yet slightly threatening post about why people who don't answer their phone dont get their birthday presents]

[aimed at no one in particular of course]

courtshipdate

[hellfirefury]

courtshipdate Which part of that visit exactly were you supposed to be 'grateful' for? Grateful that he deigned to grace you with his holy and godly presence? Grateful that you got to experience his awesome and loving parenting? Even after not bothering in 7 months the biggest dick move there was shouting at you in front of people you work with like you're a naughty kid, especially for that. Just ... who fucking does that? Fuck him he still thinks he's got some kind of automatic right to dictate and get what he wants. What a fucking BRAT!! He's a spoiled selfish self entitled brat! Wish I could say I'm surprised. It's not like you'll even miss him he only makes annual visits anyway.

[hellfirefury]

why green is not a creative colour

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Had the funniest morning with my boyfriend this morning, woke up and he started teasing me saying how hot he thinks danearys from game of thrones is, then farted(!!!!!) so I threw all the pillows off the bed, wrapped myself up in the duvet and rolled all the way to the door while he sat there cold and naked and we were both laughing for about 800 years

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IF UR PRETTIER THAN ME AND WANT THE SAME DICK AS ME I WILL CORKSCREW UR THROAT

[hellfirefury]

We were rewatching spn 8x02

Kevin reunites with his mom

my sister: [farts loudly]

Sam: do you smell that?

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(•__•)/ <) ) fergalicious / \ \(•__•) ( (> definition / \ (•__•) <) )> make them boys go loco / \