#cousin problems

[velvetmana]

Luvia grew up to learn the value of humility and has fallen in love, but I'm not happy... because I never liked the idea of driving someone other than Shirou around or reciprocating the romantic feelings of my own cousin.

I thought I'd finally escaped her chaos after the Clock Tower. Turns out, I just signed up for the deluxe package.

Luvia looks at me like that—with that smile—and expects me not to crash the car? She even dropped a pin to Big Ben like this is some kind of magical date. I was supposed to be the tsundere love interest, not the designated driver in this ridiculous romcom.

And before anyone asks: yes, we're direct cousins. No, I'm not okay with this. And yes, Luvia’s still calling me every hour.

[loverboy--pdf]

so I made my cousin a playlist but the thing is I know nothing about his music taste except that he likes 505 by arctic monkeys and some other songs and hindi rap which I have zero interest in how do I tell him I made a playlist for him send help for this gurl

[astraglittr]

oh you actually like your cousins ? can’t relate.

[errorglitch132]

My 7-year-old cousin learned how to throw a tantrum...and he screams a lot, honestly.

[kankuroplease]

So since he’s too dumb💀:

*knocks on Inos window after getting his ass kicked by some hyugas*

Ino: Didn’t I tell you not to do it in her house

Yuuta: yes *grins*

*silence*

Ino: .. y’all did it AND got caught

Yuuta: yup

*licks blood of his busted lip*

Yuuta: it was worth it and I’ll do it again

Ino: 😐😒 whatever *closes the window*

Yuuta *still knocking*: Ino. Ino. Ino. Ino. Ino.

Ino: WHAT!?

Yuuta: do you have any medicine? I don’t mind the taste of blood, but this sort of hurts…

Ino: you— ugh, fine! 🙄

[blightflame]

My cousin just compared Clash Of Clans to SC2 and called them similar.

can.

you.

believe.

[lxlypctter]

So the cousin I'm closest to out of my whole family (which isn't very close btw) hasn't followed me back on the 2 social media platforms that we both use (obviously she doesn't have a Tumblr) and it's really infuriating because we're frigging cousins and she refuses to know what's going on in MY life but had accepted my requests to follow her? Tbh it's so bitchy.

[lord-kordin]

My cousin is sharing a lot of Donald Trump stuff on Facebook and I sincerely hope he’s joking

Like seriously I don’t get it

we’re Latino