#cowboy interpretation

[good-cow-interpreter]

what kind of southern accent do you have? Is it more of a classic American south, or more of a creole, like mine?

thanks for asking pard I’m from Texas.

[good-cow-interpreter]

guess I should look fer clover now

[good-cow-interpreter]

Don’t listen to that varmint!! He might be good shot, but I won that there shotin contest. Believe you me.

[good-cow-interpreter]

[starings at you like this]

hey there lil fella

whacha doing down there?

[good-cow-interpreter]

Pronoums

YE/HAW

naw I’m just pulling yer leg pard it he/him.

[good-cow-interpreter]

* drank the entire bottle and is now asleep in an arm chair*

[good-cow-interpreter]

could someone help me with my avatar on thisin?

[good-cow-interpreter]

Gat dang cow nearly crushed my leg

I’d darn make her into barbecue if I had the time, believe you me