You like biscuits and gravy?

[good-cow-interpreter]

YEeeeee Haw!!!!

names Wayne Dakota Cassidy (he/him)

Aint no faster gun in the east then me pard!

[good-cow-interpreter]

[starings at you like this]

hey there lil fella

whacha doing down there?

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[saph-the-queer]

And my rock i found

[rainrotter]

and my rats

[slugcat-rivulet]

and me !! ^^ /silly

[saint-the-slugcat]

and my weed

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and my 20 mm ATR

[green-faith-interpreter]

And My Nuclear Reactor

[good-cow-interpreter]

an’ my cattle

[gay-faith-interpreter]

Not your iron? The big one? On your hip?

[good-cow-interpreter]

well of course I have an iron in my hip the whole Damm leg’s a replacement

[good-cow-interpreter]

Don’t listen to that varmint!! He might be good shot, but I won that there shotin contest. Believe you me.

[gay-faith-interpreter]

ohh sure you did. *flashback to the shoot-off* *she hits all 8 targets with 5 seconds with very good accuracy* “well now look there, greenhorn. Now’s yer turn. *I proceeded to draw back my coat and reveal a giant rifle in a hip holster, the tip of the rifle appears to be phasing through the ground. I proceeded to, with one hand, pull out the entire Solothurn S-18/100 rifle and hit all of the targets. I hipfire it with one hand.* yeah, you may have gotten the better time, but I’m pretty sure I got the better accuracy. Though, there really isn’t any way to tell, considering I blew them to high hell. Now if you’re up for a real duel, be my guest. Though, I think our petty squabbles are best left behind, we’re more similar than not, friend.

[good-cow-interpreter]

now thats sure as hell ain't how I remembered it. I didn’t even set up eight target.

I went and shot down the metal targets with my revolver sure less time than 5 seconds

Then while I was you went up with yer rifle hitch to the side of your waist, half it dragging on the ground. The curr had nerve to try and holster shoot the targets missin damm every shot and instead blow up MY plum trees!!

We weren’t even sharp shootin!! Who in thier right mind brings anti tank round??

[good-cow-interpreter]

Don’t listen to that varmint!! He might be good shot, but I won that there shotin contest. Believe you me.

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[saph-the-queer]

And my rock i found

[rainrotter]

and my rats

[slugcat-rivulet]

and me !! ^^ /silly

[saint-the-slugcat]

and my weed

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and my 20 mm ATR

[green-faith-interpreter]

And My Nuclear Reactor

[good-cow-interpreter]

an’ my cattle

[good-cow-interpreter]

@gay-faith-interpreter howdy pilgrim you up fer some shootin?

[gay-faith-interpreter]

friend, I’ve been ready for a damn long while and I’ve been waiting for you. Tell me the place you want to shoot and you best bet your yankee ass that I’ll be there.

[good-cow-interpreter]

Is that your only insult? Don’t talk to me bout waiting, Ive been setting up since the crack of dawn

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’ve been waiting since your ancestors crawled out of the primordial soup. How do you want to do this, we could duel. However, your weak flesh couldn’t take a hit from my bullets, lest you get torn asunder. I propose a target shooting competition, must accurate. But if you want to test your draw against me, say the word because I won’t hesitate. If you can find something to stop a bullet from me, we can duel.

[good-cow-interpreter]

well you’re proposal ain’t much matter at this point pilg’

already set up the targets in the backyard

[good-cow-interpreter]

@gay-faith-interpreter howdy pilgrim you up fer some shootin?

[gay-faith-interpreter]

friend, I’ve been ready for a damn long while and I’ve been waiting for you. Tell me the place you want to shoot and you best bet your yankee ass that I’ll be there.

[good-cow-interpreter]

Is that your only insult? Don’t talk to me bout waiting, Ive been setting up since the crack of dawn

[good-cow-interpreter]

@gay-faith-interpreter howdy pilgrim you up fer some shootin?

[good-cow-interpreter]

what kind of southern accent do you have? Is it more of a classic American south, or more of a creole, like mine?

thanks for asking pard I’m from Texas.

[gay-faith-interpreter]

Mines Louisiana creole, Mon ami. You got any family barbecue recipes? I’d be more suprised if you didn’t.

[good-cow-interpreter]

course I do!! Though you ain’t getting a peep outta me

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’d never dream of it, friend. Sharing family recipes is high treason.

[good-cow-interpreter]

I’m glad yer understanding, if you weren’t might have ta gun you down

[gay-faith-interpreter]

ha, ain’t that a good one. You could surely try, friend, but you cain’t do much

[good-cow-interpreter]

is that a challenge?

you know they call me “the fast gunslinger in the east”?

[gay-faith-interpreter]

they call me “The Liminal King” or that’s the closest translation to something you can comprehend. I would take your challenge any day.

[good-cow-interpreter]

I’m not a betting man but I would put money on my horse bein’ a better shot than ya

[good-cow-interpreter]

what kind of southern accent do you have? Is it more of a classic American south, or more of a creole, like mine?

thanks for asking pard I’m from Texas.

[gay-faith-interpreter]

Mines Louisiana creole, Mon ami. You got any family barbecue recipes? I’d be more suprised if you didn’t.

[good-cow-interpreter]

course I do!! Though you ain’t getting a peep outta me

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’d never dream of it, friend. Sharing family recipes is high treason.

[good-cow-interpreter]

I’m glad yer understanding, if you weren’t might have ta gun you down

[gay-faith-interpreter]

ha, ain’t that a good one. You could surely try, friend, but you cain’t do much

[good-cow-interpreter]

is that a challenge?

you know they call me “the fast gunslinger in the east”?

[good-cow-interpreter]

what kind of southern accent do you have? Is it more of a classic American south, or more of a creole, like mine?

thanks for asking pard I’m from Texas.

[gay-faith-interpreter]

Mines Louisiana creole, Mon ami. You got any family barbecue recipes? I’d be more suprised if you didn’t.

[good-cow-interpreter]

course I do!! Though you ain’t getting a peep outta me

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’d never dream of it, friend. Sharing family recipes is high treason.

[good-cow-interpreter]

I’m glad yer understanding, if you weren’t might have ta gun you down

[good-cow-interpreter]

what kind of southern accent do you have? Is it more of a classic American south, or more of a creole, like mine?

thanks for asking pard I’m from Texas.

[gay-faith-interpreter]

Mines Louisiana creole, Mon ami. You got any family barbecue recipes? I’d be more suprised if you didn’t.

[good-cow-interpreter]

course I do!! Though you ain’t getting a peep outta me

[good-cow-interpreter]

what kind of southern accent do you have? Is it more of a classic American south, or more of a creole, like mine?

thanks for asking pard I’m from Texas.

[good-cow-interpreter]

guess I should look fer clover now

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

The Undertale yellow one or the interpreter one

[good-cow-interpreter]

aint sure who that is pilgrim

But if they’re a fellow cowboy feel free to point them in my direction

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Which one. The first or second one.

[good-cow-interpreter]

aint sure who any of em are

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

One of them is a cowboy video game character from the Undertale fangame Undertale Yellow

And the other one is a trans interpreter

[good-cow-interpreter]

whatever ya say

[good-cow-interpreter]

guess I should look fer clover now

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

The Undertale yellow one or the interpreter one

[good-cow-interpreter]

aint sure who that is pilgrim

But if they’re a fellow cowboy feel free to point them in my direction

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

Which one. The first or second one.

[good-cow-interpreter]

aint sure who any of em are

[good-cow-interpreter]

* drank the entire bottle and is now asleep in an arm chair*

[good-cow-interpreter]

don’t worry yall I woke up