#cowwaka

[kerria-rumours]

I DO NOT-- USHIJIMA DOESN'T WET THE BED. AT ALL. NO.

Whatever you say, President.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know? For our... hypothetical bedwetter. They make products and things, you know?

Either way, I don't know anything about this, but don't worry. I'm sure you're not alone. Anyway, I bet stressing about it can make it worse, so true or not, don't mind, don't mind~!

☆Ser Gladiolus 

[kerria-rumours]

rumor has it the student council president still wets the bed

They make products for that, you know...? Don't live in silence and shame, people. 

Even so, this really isn't something I know too much about.... Geez, now we have something else to contemplate when he's patrolling the halls. Maybe his face is so stern because of digestion-related angst. In that case, I couldn't blame him.

☆Ser Gladiolus 

[kerria-rumours]

i heard that the student council president has more than a little soft spot for gardening. rumour is, any plant can make him smile!

Even so, please don't put poison ivy in his bed or his clothes or something in order to get him to smile.... I'm sure that wouldn't work.

I mean, I'm not saying I tried it, but I'm also not saying I didn't try it, if you catch my meaning....

Anyway, he should start a beautification or gardening club!

☆Ser Gladiolus 

[kerria-rumours]

heard the vice prez and prez have a secret 'students with benefits' thing going on

………Riiight.

Okay, though, seriously, so, but— even setting aside that the vice-president is possibly the most homo lady known to man this side of the homo sea…. what even is a “student with benefits” exactly…?

Is that like, insurance? Try harder.

Anyway, you should hear about what I've heard about the other student council members... Ehe☆

☆ Ser Gladiolus

[kerria-rumours]

caught an eyeful of easy, breezy, beautiful ushijma in the halls (it looked a bit nipply out)

Aah, are we turning back into Nudist Academy again, I'm gonna hide in my room when we're done here....

I guess at least it's summer? Less chance of everyone getting a cold when they do that kind of stuff..... 

Anyway, so long as his pants stay on, that's what matters, isn't it..... ....They were on, right? Tell me they stayed on. I'm begging you.

☆ Ser Gladiolus

[captaincrowheart]

      His first day at the academy had been rather bittersweet; the new place and all the new people together with having to spend more time than he could ever want with Oikawa had made his time an uphill climb and had brought his mood to a dangerously unbalanced mix of grumpiness and exhaustion.

He managed to find his way to the gym after dinner time, trainers squeaking on the wooden floor as he walked in and made the ball he'd kept from Karasuno bounce on the floor once, then twice before he settled in front of the wall.

      "It's not the same as training with someone, but this should do for now" he sighed to himself, ball being thrown against the wall to practice quick receives for a while.

Volleyball always took his mind off of things. No matter how deep in his thoughts he'd been all day, all it took was the smell of the court and the feeling of the ball in his hands to change his mindset completely.

[zillywoosh]

this is going to be a very silly thread | john & ushijima

"I spy with my little eye something that starts with cow!"

Apparently, Kerria Academy hosted a real, live cow. Who knew?! (That one dropout did, apparently.)