river cartwright and the nine rules of wile e. coyote and the road runner
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river cartwright and the nine rules of wile e. coyote and the road runner
i keep pondering wile e. coyote river now. what does make gravity his biggest enemy mean? is it like no matter what he does there will always be some external, invisible force that prevents him from his goal? what is river’s version of gravity?
ok i cant promise this is going to be Coherent. on account of it being midnight. but i think thats in line with the rest of my coyotewright posting. i have to be honest when i made the initial post it was because i thought the action shot of river halfway through the roof was very funny and because he falls off stuff a lot though I think originally that rule was supposed to be over an image of the paint pot. which is also a notable gravity ruining river's day moment. but there Is a lot to think about here in terms of the Coyote v roadrunner framework and how the rest of the story fits into it.
the thing is that the road runner, abiding by rule one
cannot actually harm the Coyote. we kind of established in the last post that river's road runner is getting back to the park. but not the park as an Entity in the 'does the park know' 'I'm not going to tell the fucking park' sense. it's more of a nebulous Being Good At My Job goal which is what he is always working towards. the no 1 thing keeping him from doing this is that he is bad at his job but also the park (and taverner) doesnt want him back. in my original post i had the failure of the acme products standing in for the ways in which the park itself harms river. so acme is kind of the park in that they supposedly give him the tools to do his job that backfire on several occasions (s1, s3). but this is where the metaphor gets shaky. so
gravity in this sense. i think you're right about it being an external invisible force that prevents him from reaching his goal. and often times causes injuries but generally they are more humiliating than harmful in the long term. as per the Rules. in this case the force is quite simply that he can't get back to the park because the story can't let him. a prime example of give your character something they really want and never let them have it. the thing about river is he is kind of held back by the fact that he thinks he is in james bond and is definitively not. he's actively going i was born in the wrong era in the books because he wants to be a cold war spy sooo bad. at the end of the day he IS in a thriller he's not wrong about that but he's got the tone wrong. river getting back to the park isn't possible because then he wouldn't be in slough house, which IS the story.
we can also take gravity here in the way it literally causes problems for river in line with the rule of comedy. he goes on his escape the park temple run and jumps between walkways but twists his ankle. he gets out of the house in france and walks off making his cool exit and immediately falls through a roof. he goes charging off after a perceived assassin and the guy he's trying to save is killed by a rube goldberg level environmental hazard. every action has an equal opposite fuckup. river is also held back by being an eternal punchline. its funny for him to keep failing despite it also being tragic. Much like the Coyote
also every time you wile e coyote river post i laugh and then go. Wait
i do the exact same thing re. wile e coyote river lmao. i abide by the 90/10 rule in which my silly characterposting is 90% silly 10% serious and vice versa. with the wile e. coyote theory of river cartwright (coyotewright? wile. e. cartwright? river e. coyote?) it's like a solid 50/50. it did come about with me going hey he's kind of cartoonish just as a character (and also this specific interview re: the inherent silliness of it all) when i made my river-making-silly-faces-post. see:
and then i went haha he's kind of like wile. e. coyote. wait weren't there rules about this. unfortunately the wikipedia page is written in a way that lends itself to taking out of context and making silly posts abt the character. the comparison works for me because mostly, the Coyote (tm) is a comical figure (much like river 'intelligence service fuckup' cartwright) BUT, crucially, he possesses a degree of plot armor (much like river 'head injuries georg' cartwright) and a dogged unwavering pursuit of his Goal (much like river 'i'm really fucking good' cartwright). slow horses as a piece of media is a kind of disguised tragedy in that mostly it's funny. and river is largely also funny in the way he is a parody of the Archetypal Action Hero Spy a la james bond. the Coyote is also a parody of cat-and-mouse cartoons. there's a bit in the wikipedia page that almost made it into the last post that describes how the coyote when he does speak talks about himself as a genius or super genius. which sure sounds like someone else i kno
the s5 paint pot incident is the most obviously looney toons the show gets but it's always kind of there (and the humor carries over from the books). rule nine the Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures. rule eight whenever possible make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy. BUT if you put any degree of thought into it river is also deeply tragic. much like the Coyote. neither of them are ever going to reach their Goal (the park or the road runner) but neither of them are going to stop either. because the Goal is a part of who they are and they would be nothing without it. rule three the Coyote could stop any time if he were not a fanatic. i think my original tag about this was 'he's deeply tragic in a wile. e. coyote way' which is at the heart of this whole theory
and all this is arguably a saying words recreationally level of character analysis. however it has affected the way i think / talk about him to a degree where i can no longer really disregard it so now every time i see someone post abt him (or i do this myself) i am sitting here nodding to myself going no outside force can harm the Coyote. only his own ineptitude. so
the tie that river wears when going to job interviews (they just want to ask about jackson lamb)
the wile e. coyotie........ this sent me down a rabbit hole do you know how many options come up if you search wile e coyote tie. im going to start a really specific tie collection