ok but courferre + "our weirdo friends are throwing a wedding for their dogs and we both got dragged along." (so many possibilities for the weird friends?! joly and bossuet? cosette and marius? literally pretty much any two amis + enjolras ranting about how they really have better things to discuss no i wont be best man for your dog's wedding grantaire)
this turned into a silly drabble about les amis and a dog wedding, but there is some established courferre mixed in, so enjoy
Contrary to popular belief, Enjolras only tries for about three minutes to get the meeting back on track, and it’s done with feeble hand motions and a half-hearted sigh before he throws himself into the absolute madness that is Cosette’s latest photography shoot idea.
In some ways, he gets more enthusiastic about it than the rest of them.
“NO, Eponine, I will not be your dog’s best man. And NO, Enjolras, not even your best puppy dog eyes will get m to change my mind!” Grantaire says. “This is all very adorable and I am all for dog-wrangling duties, but I don’t need to get dog hair on my only suit!”
“You can borrow one of mine,” Joly supplies, obviously trying to be helpful. Grantaire sighs and concedes.
“Can we still have a crazy reception party afterwards?” Courfeyrac asks eagerly. “The only way Ferre will make it through is if there’s a promise of wine afterwards.”
Everyone looks at Combeferre. Courfeyrac drapes himself across his boyfriend’s shoulders, grinning.
Combeferre clears his throat. “I’m more of a cat person,” he says. Everyone nods understandingly.
They end up staging the wedding in Joly and Bossuet’s apartment. The shoot itself goes off without a hitch-- Bahorel’s Yorkie looks smart in his black bowtie, and Eponine’s dachsund is a vision in hot pink.
Then, Musichetta finds the puppies.
Then, Enjolras breaks the wine bottle.
Cosette’s prints of her friends at the reception are far more popular than the prints of the dogs. The one of Combeferre, hands splayed across Courfeyrac’s stomach where he’s seated on the counter, their foreheads pressed together as they grin at each other, goes viral.