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Product Placement
Doug Jones
Interview Vampire Daily
Today's Document

PR's Tumblrdome
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ojovivo
almost home
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sade Olutola

Jimmy Eat World
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Color Me Curious
Game of Thrones Daily

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I made a little Reaction Guy (gn) to illustrate my usual status
please use them I think they should get to see the internet
Man if only calming pie guy were here
#ALWAYS thinking this#like calming pie guy did something TRULY revolutionary out there#Somebody give calming pie guy a stipend and an secretary. get those pies on the market#at LEAST the minion black market like come ON it pulled a HETERODYNE out of fugue!!! - tags by @chaos-has-theories get in the post
Did not realize this was a fandom post at first, thought a new Tumblr supernatural entity just dropped
"Another success for the unified pie theory!"
Your maternal grandfather:
Fuck that dude
Meh (leaning negative)
Meh (leaning positive)
Love that dude
I don't know her
Another nuance
Your paternal grandfather
Fuck that dude
Meh (leaning negative)
Meh (leaning positive)
Love that dude
I don't know her
Another nuance
My posts here show people I'm a loser and that's Ok
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.
unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.
#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it
I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union
i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’
Oh that’s just how it is in retail
How long have you kept your longest lived house plant alive?
* a few days
* a week
* a few weeks
* a month
* a few months
* a year
* 1-5 years
* 5-10 years
* over 10 years
* it’s complicated
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How long have you kept your longest lived house plant alive?
a few days
a week
a few weeks
a month
a few months
a year
1-5 years
5-10 years
over 10 years
it’s complicated
see results
oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition
^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?
you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you
Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24
jesus said this
Die besten Fakten als Buch 👉 https://shopillon.de/faktillon/ Ehrliche Nachrichten auf 👉 der-postillon.com
oh and just btw, rabies and salmonella can’t hurt you if you’re pure of heart 🥹 go eat that cake batter. go pet that fox. you are pure of heart friend ❤️
when it's "the most significant solar eclipse since 1999" but you live in scotland
periodically nipping back over to the bedroom window to see if there's been any improvement in the cloud situation
if anything i think it's worse now actually
My fuck ass nothinggggggg
this is so fucking funny imagine voluntarily coming up here to look at the sky
If you have some stock phrases IRL you have to be careful when you play dnd to not incorporate them because sometimes you'll say "parents love me" in character before remembering that you're an orphan who was raised in a monastery your whole life so you have to quickly add "probably" which then makes everyone else at the table remember your backstory and get sad
🎵 Partielle Finsternis... ein See von Gefühl und kaum Land 🎶