#cptsharkness

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I love this little Polaroid from Seth’s wedding it’s so cute

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I got rlly high n then seth n I snuck beers into the movie and I kinda chugged that shit and now im at the movies just kinda like wow im a delinquent at 23

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@Seth

I mean I already did that once but its not like I've got limited chances here hahaha I've just been laying on the couch

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Christmas decorating so that we’ll come home to HOLIDAY HAPPINESS after Thanksgiving 🍗🍖🍷😀😄✌🎄🎁🎄💐🌟 #heckyeah #smellslikepieinhere

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Seth took the initiative (he's seriously such a big sweetie don't be fooled) to search out my bathroom for the opal nostril topper that I lost this morning. He didn't find it, which is unfortunate cos dang that thing was expensive... but he managed to find the significatly smaller and darker colored incognito topper that I wear for work. What the heckie. Calm that hawk vision down, nerd <3

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You ever have ramen? It's a delicacy back on earth.

random Citadel merchant in Mass Effect 2