#cptsrogers

[fatedfuturist]

@cptsrogers​​​ sent:  “ i should’ve seen it long before. ” meme: i think you think too much of me lyrics. status:  accepting!

“  i  told  you  so .  ”   so he may have a thing with being right, and being acknowledged that he’d been right.  he just loves the look on steve’s face.  “ i literally, told you, word for word, that it’d go down just like that.  and here you were so confident that it’d go to plan the way you made it out to be in your own head. ”  he laughs nonetheless, ever satisfied with being the way he is, and kicks his feet up on the table, leaning back against the soft cushion of the sofa.

a few moments of growing silence later, and then he shrugs.  his smile still lingers.  “ okay, look, if it makes you feel any better, i had those tricks up my sleeve for a while.  was sorta waiting to use them on you, ”  he admits, void of any regret.  “ sorta learned it from a certain centennial. ”

[shellheadtmark2]

“anon” | If you want to see your dear captain again, I suggest putting your skates on and come to the central place where fellows rock. There's a new star you should really admire *smiley face with horns*

See...The thing is...He hasn’t heard about this Christmas wish of Steve’s.  He hasn’t realized that Loki, apparently, has actually in reality appointed himself Thor’s Little Helper, in whatever...Disastrous thing that may end up as.  What he sees is a ransom-ish note proclaiming a kidnapping no one even knew had happened yet.

And he’s not stupid, he knows exactly who’s done it.  And he almost feels sorry for Loki right now, honestly, because when you kidnap someone beloved by the entire superhuman community, and respected by half the supervillain community - (when you kidnap someone as important as Steve Rogers is to Tony, who is mostly definitely like a dog with his jaws locked around something when this kind of things happens, and won’t stop worrying at it until he gets to you and Steve) - you might as well paint a target on your back.

Even if you brother is the almighty god of thunder.

He’s tempted - oh so tempted - to sent an alert via identicard, because that would raise...Well.  A lot of people.  A lot of people who like punching things.  And a lot of people who wouldn’t mind that thing they punch being Loki.  But first, he’s going to try a little recon...Sans roller skates.  And by recon, he means -

“Knock knock, Avon calling!”  What sounds cheerfully malevolent inside the helmet is delivered flat and robotic, his voice mechanized and warped through the modulator.  He raises both hands, repulsors in his palms blue-white as they’re armed.  “Did Santa’s little helper pick up a side hustle?  So...Pro-tip, that only works if you actually demand something, because I’m pretty sure all you’re getting out of this is a free makeover via fists to the face.”

@benevolentgodloki​ does not make good life decisions don’t worry @cptsrogers​ he’s here to save you and yeah i guess... @araedi​ please come collect your sibling @the dash - look just...don’t worry about it it’s fine it’s cool

[benevolentgodloki]

This his bad choice was slowly getting just that much worse. "Look, Loki, I don't think there's anything for you to do on this one. I was mostly here for support, then Tony put me up to it, and all I asked for was a Christmas with the original Avengers together again, which doesn't seem to be your realm of expertise."

Any dented pride owing to the costume he was enduring was put aside before an awkward and familiar face. What a sentimental thing Steve had asked for and Loki was eager to seize upon it. He smirked and gave an uncomfortable stare.

“Is that so? Setting events into motion that unite all Avengers in one place? No, doesn’t sound like me at all..” There was a glint in his eye that suggested he was already thinking about how to grant this wish, and probably not in the way the Avengers would think they would want.

[techdesigned-a]

"Shuri, should I be getting a LiveJournal? I need to keep up with the kids."

“Steve, who has educated you so far?” She whipped her head up from her work, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. In all honesty, the girl hadn’t even heard of LiveJournal, quickly making a mental note to look it up later. 

“They’re doing an awful job. Everybody is on MySpace now, LiveJournal is a thing of the past. We can’t have you using outdated platforms, it’s practically illegal.” 

@cptsrogers // now this is the quality content i signed up for ( always accepting! ) 

[goldauric]

cptsrogers replied to your post: "I’m gonna start only responding to Dr....

excuse me dr. man

            i will hurt what you love most when you’re not looking 

[archived-dcvilcomplex]

@cptsrogers said: don't have more sex. we can't afford funeral prices.

Give Matt unwanted advice! // Accepting!

❝ Get some insurance then! ❞  

[princelies]

@cptsrogers

“what were you captain of anyway- was it captain goody-two-shoes? captain im-better-than-everyone? oh- it was captain look-at-my-arse, right?”

[betterxvillain]

@cptsrogers

Mystic Falls is a small town, so it was a little noticeable when half of it vanished. Abandoned cars littered the streets, trees were suddenly bare, and there wasn’t a trace of any bodies. For the first week it was total radio silence, until finally a disheveled news reporter appeared on screen with footage from everywhere--New York, London, Tokyo--and an unsettling message: half the world’s population was gone.

Not dead. Just gone.

He didn’t know why, but the vampires didn’t seem to be affected, and for the first time they had the advantage. No more hiding in the shadows, no more fear, no more rules. When the sun went down, it was open season. Humans had a penchant for survival, but there was no way they’d make it out of this one.

Which was why he was here, in New York, with no Damon and about fifteen percent of a plan. Find an Avenger, tell them about vampires, hope they decide to help instead of stake. Easy. Except it seemed there weren’t many left to choose from. A bright yellow flyer caught his eye as he walked down the unnervingly empty sidewalk, and Stefan pulled it off the telephone pole. Support Group lead by Steve Rogers.

He found the building just as a group of people filed out of it, all with heavy shoulders and tired eyes. Inside he found a tall blonde man collecting chairs, and suddenly it was 1943 again. “...Need help with those?”