“anon” | If you want to see your dear captain again, I suggest putting your skates on and come to the central place where fellows rock. There's a new star you should really admire *smiley face with horns*
See...The thing is...He hasn’t heard about this Christmas wish of Steve’s. He hasn’t realized that Loki, apparently, has actually in reality appointed himself Thor’s Little Helper, in whatever...Disastrous thing that may end up as. What he sees is a ransom-ish note proclaiming a kidnapping no one even knew had happened yet.
And he’s not stupid, he knows exactly who’s done it. And he almost feels sorry for Loki right now, honestly, because when you kidnap someone beloved by the entire superhuman community, and respected by half the supervillain community - (when you kidnap someone as important as Steve Rogers is to Tony, who is mostly definitely like a dog with his jaws locked around something when this kind of things happens, and won’t stop worrying at it until he gets to you and Steve) - you might as well paint a target on your back.
Even if you brother is the almighty god of thunder.
He’s tempted - oh so tempted - to sent an alert via identicard, because that would raise...Well. A lot of people. A lot of people who like punching things. And a lot of people who wouldn’t mind that thing they punch being Loki. But first, he’s going to try a little recon...Sans roller skates. And by recon, he means -
“Knock knock, Avon calling!” What sounds cheerfully malevolent inside the helmet is delivered flat and robotic, his voice mechanized and warped through the modulator. He raises both hands, repulsors in his palms blue-white as they’re armed. “Did Santa’s little helper pick up a side hustle? So...Pro-tip, that only works if you actually demand something, because I’m pretty sure all you’re getting out of this is a free makeover via fists to the face.”
@benevolentgodloki does not make good life decisions don’t worry @cptsrogers he’s here to save you and yeah i guess... @araedi please come collect your sibling @the dash - look just...don’t worry about it it’s fine it’s cool