#crab wizard

[the-crab-wizard]

I beg of you, crab wizard.

Gatter all of crab Tumblr under your banner, lead us to war. Crabs have the chance to be in Minecraft. We need to spread our kin across all of existence.

Help the ultimate form of life fulfill it's potential

I will gather the forces at once! this is truly an important cause-

CRABS OF TUMBLR! YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! WE CHARGE AT DAWN!

[youngmasterwisdomperson]

Fact: in D&D 5th edition, there is a fifth level spell available to bards and druids called Awaken, which permanently grants an intelligence score of 10 and the ability to speak 1 language the caster knows to a beast with an intelligence score of 3 or lower.

Fact: in D&D 5th edition, most spells require a vocal and/or somatic component, where the caster must speak certain magical phrases clearly and with correct pronunciation, and they must accompany these words with certain hand gestures which can still be made while holding a spellcasting focus in the hand with which the gestures are made. For instance, you might wave a wand to fulfill a spell’s somatic and/or material components.

Fact: in D&D 5th edition, crabs have an intelligence score less than or equal to 3, and can hold a wand in their little crab claws.

Fact: if you were to use Awaken on a crab, it would gain the ability to speak languages utterable by humanoid characters, and could therefore theoretically fulfill the verbal components of spells.

Conclusion: An awakened crab who became a wizard is a fantastic character concept that I intend to use in the future as, at minimum, an NPC.

[pigeonneaux]

*turns one of ur ocs into a crab*

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[corruptedgem]

🦀🧙

[the-crab-wizard]

sorry guys, I fell into the sea to evade my taxes visit relatives, what the hell happened here and why are there so many wizard councils???????!!??

[the-crab-wizard]

As a crab, I am the peak of perfection in terms of beasts of land and sea. But to create the Perfect being... that would require a beast of flame and sky... maybe that is the path to Aurum...

[the-crab-wizard]

have you been paying the tax fraud charge

you come to MY BEACH and demand i PAY TAXES??????????? IM A GOTDARN CRAB I CANT PAY TAXES I HAVE NO THUMBS!!!!!!

besides what do i even have in terms of money huh???? (The crab quietly moves a boulder to cover a giant pile of gold) GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!!!!

[the-crab-wizard]

Have you considered coming to wizard island island?

All the cool wizards live here.

And no, that wasn’t a typo. Wizard island is an island in a lake, which itself became a floating sky island.

Talk to @yourlocalbreadenthusiast if you’re interested, and fill out one of @island-census-wizard’s forms to be added to the list of residents and visitors.

A census? Does that mean I'll have to pay taxes? Ew. Besides I already have a nice beach with ghosts and cannibalistic water, and I'm not leaving. So unless you can transport my entire beach up there... Wait why are there clouds here. I'm not that high up- WOAH WOAH HEY WHAT WHY I AM ON A ISLAND IN A LAKE ON A FLOATING ISLAND