#crack!answer

[youngprofessorx]

¥ *Whispers* it's funny 'cause they've never met *runs off cackling into the sunset*

My muse has discovered that yours is in a coma. Send ¥ for what my muse would say to yours while visiting them at the hospital: (@scaredandhungry)

“who dis? who dis man lying ded on the bed. ididntlosemylegstostartdoinghospitalvisits....jfcwhatismylyfe. i miss erk. where’s my sister? instead im stuck with this nerd. he ded. he so ded. if only that bullet curved to my head then maybe i could’ve joined this man. wake me up inside. mutant and prood. bye.//

[escollidosacrificum-archive-blog]

"Shut up~"

Send me a ‘Shut up’ for my muse to kiss yours

"Oooh Zelda-Senpai~ You make my kokoro go Dokidoki~" *Aaaaaand cue dramatic kiss with flowers and hearts blooming all over the background*

[escollidosacrificum-archive-blog]

-AWKWARD BONER- //mun is laughing so hard//

"Awkward boners are very serious matters Ma'am or sir."

[whitebellsleuth]

What are some of Souji's favorite things?

That's easy.

Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles, and warm woollen mittens. He also enjoys brown-paper packages tied up with strings; these are but a few of his favourite things.

((This is a crack!answer. Please note this. I couldn't resist.))

[formerbravo-archived]

Your opinion on giant fish? ((-trollface-))

Hm...

I fuck their brains out.

((Fak you, Eric. >:U))