#crack!rp

[104thsquadfam]

" I'm tired, and angry and these damn bitches keep poking me. I swear to god I'm going to completely lose my damn mind if I get brought one more document."

[bumble-lessbee]

“….I may have been gone for three years, but my lunch box is still cooler than yours.”

"Oh hey Magnus I haven't seen you in a-"

The yellow bot stops dead in his tracks as he stares at the enforcer, was this it? was he finally going senile or.... Wait... Wait a second, Lunch box, Cooler than his?!? Impossible! He had the coolest lunch box in Cybertron! "Oh, you really are going bonkers, huh Mags?" The minibot teased. "My Lunchbox has been kept in MINT condition over these years, where has yours been?"

[windsofredemption]

-Angrily scuttles along and hisses at the person reading this post, before scuttling off to his mountain like the hermit he is-

[brendan-block]

"Yes, the ears and tail are real. No, I dinnae ave any idea how this happened. I woke up tae this shite. Now please, stop laughin' and help me!"

[whimsical-elegance]

                                                                                         『 @sctsvna​ 』

                   --Yes, yes it is~!

[皮肉❀]::                                                                     “And ahaha! that just makes me want to give you one even more!!” 

[thebutcherandthebaker]

"Purr" for my muse to grow cat ears and a tail for one thread

Hannibal didn’t really know what to make of it as he looked at himself in the mirror. He noticed it immediately when he woke up. Something extra had been tangled in his sheets and he wasn’t exactly enjoying the idea of it. Cat ears…which made no sense since he still had his normal ears. Did they work? They twitched, but that’s all he could tell. And a tail. A tail protruding from the end of his tail bone. From what he could tell as he examined them, they were from a Eurasian Lynx.

Now, the question was, how did this even happen and why was it him?

[rudexbuster]

@chalkchomper / @atexyourxface / @xx-purple-carnage-xx / @thrashedyou

“You’re unbanned from free sandwich day.”

[thebatmanofshadowhunters]

@pulchrousati

“Okay so like I used to stare at butt’s- that was really it though.”