Hey, Lady!

[bumble-lessbee]

[occasionalrpmemes]

RPers, please reblog this if you’re okay with ICONLESS threads!

[bumble-lessbee]

"Bumblebot, which one is a lunchbox??"

- @wazzpinator-do-not-know

Someone... Someone was asking him about his lunch boxes?

Staring with wide optics it took the minibot a second to regain his composure, digits fidgeted as he took out his most favorite lunch box, a blue and green drawstring bag with a... dogs? Face on it. That's what the organics told him at least! He just thought it was really cute! Clearing his intake he held out the lunch box in his servos, a prideful smile etched on his faceplate. "This, dear Waspinator is a lunch box! Organics store their form of energon in them when they go to their jobs or trips. I thought they'd be nice for everyone to have one! So we can take our energon on the go! Though... " Bee glanced down at the bag in his servos. "They are a little on the small side..."

"Actually Waspinator, I think I have a lunch box you'd really like! If you'd want it of course!"

[bumble-lessbee]

Deer yellow idiot,

You can't put me in a thunderdome, you're too short!

Sincerely, the best Starscream ⭐

"Too short? Oh valiant leader of Cybertron... thats why I've kept my cane around. You'll be in the Starscream Thunderdome before you know it, so prepare yourself!"

[bumble-lessbee]

“….I may have been gone for three years, but my lunch box is still cooler than yours.”

"Oh hey Magnus I haven't seen you in a-"

The yellow bot stops dead in his tracks as he stares at the enforcer, was this it? was he finally going senile or.... Wait... Wait a second, Lunch box, Cooler than his?!? Impossible! He had the coolest lunch box in Cybertron! "Oh, you really are going bonkers, huh Mags?" The minibot teased. "My Lunchbox has been kept in MINT condition over these years, where has yours been?"

[biggest-ultra-mags]

Magnus is dead serious now.

He had his servos pressed firmly into his sides, trying to rein himself back from smiling as he flexed his superiority over his lunch box knowledge.

“It may have been four years, but mine is clearly in much better condition. What happened to yours?”

He gestured over to the bee bot’s own lunch box.

“Yours looks like Starscream took it with him for a joyride through Iacon!”

He teased.

[bumble-lessbee]

Bee squinted his optics at Mags, as if Starscream of all bots would lay a digit on his lunchbox! He had made sure it was preserved after all these years! It had spent the later of the years in his room, in his display case. Maybe it has gotten cluttered over the years from the increase of lunch boxes he had acquired from the organics, amongst other things as well but.... It was still in fair condition. Pans over to Bee’s room, the display case in question:

“As if Magnus, that lunch box looks like it hasn’t been dusted in years. I bet the inside is as tattered as the outside.” The teasing tone still tugging at the minibot’s faceplate as he let out a exaggerated vent, tossing his servos in the air. “And not even a proper display case?! Why I... It’s like you were inviting anyone to snatch it up! Primus knows what condition it could of been in before you returned.” 

[bumble-lessbee]

I’m gonna take all the Starscreams and put them in a thunderdome so they can duke it out amongst themselves. Whoever wins? They get to become the leader of the Decepticons.

Solid plan? Solid plan.

[doorwings]

I haven’t loomed over Bumblebee recently, I am neglecting my duties.

[bumble-lessbee]

Good, that means the restraining order is working.

[toricoriot]

[cloudycera]

Rodimus: Bee, why do you still use that cane if you don't need it anymore?

Bumblebee:

Bumblebee: Why are you a whore?

Rodimus: >:0

[djinn-ale]

bring back ghost bumblebee

[bumble-lessbee]

-ˏˋ. Is this thing on? ˊˎ-

((News just in, This Bee is back in town. My friends have been going through the comics again and it’s made me genuinely miss the fandom! I’d love to give rping and just being in the fandom again a try <3 While I’m refreshing my blog info I’m looking forward to connecting with old and new buddies through Bee! My asks & Dms are always open! ))

[bumble-lessbee]

“….I may have been gone for three years, but my lunch box is still cooler than yours.”

"Oh hey Magnus I haven't seen you in a-"

The yellow bot stops dead in his tracks as he stares at the enforcer, was this it? was he finally going senile or.... Wait... Wait a second, Lunch box, Cooler than his?!? Impossible! He had the coolest lunch box in Cybertron! "Oh, you really are going bonkers, huh Mags?" The minibot teased. "My Lunchbox has been kept in MINT condition over these years, where has yours been?"

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Anon, The Match Maker

Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:

One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤ Almost Perfect!     - ❤❤❤❤ I’d Ship It!             - ❤❤❤ Sure why not.       - ❤❤ Maybe…               - ❤ Neutral                 - (Explain why) Maybe Not…         - 💔 Yeah, No…            - 💔💔 Anti-Ship!              - 💔💔💔 Are You Nuts?       - 💔💔💔💔 OH HELL NO!        - 💔💔💔💔💔

Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!

[bumble-lessbee]

Having a good Halloween?

The minibot’s optics seemed to brighten up when he saw Cliffjumper. The yellow bot eagerly waved his servos to call the other over. It had been a awhile since he’s seen his friend!  

“Hey Cliffjumper.” He chirped out happily, placing his halloween bag on the ground. “ It was great, i can see why humans love this holiday! I got so much candy, it’ll last me eons I bet! ” At this point, Bee was practically a kid in a candy shop, a very hyper-active kid. Maybe he should lay off the sweets just a taaaad bit...“What about you? How did your Halloween go?” a smile formed on his face as he rummaged through his bag, his optics scanning it. “I got some treats I think you’ll really like!”

[ak6dns5m]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[bumble-lessbee]

"I couldnt care less." ((FOR THE STARTER THING ALSO HEWWO!!))

“I couldn’t care less.”

The remark caused a smirk to etch on the minibot’s faceplate. Maybe he truly didn’t care, maybe Bee was hoping for too much, but he wasn’t just going to give up, not yet.

“Oh come now Starscream, It won’t be as bad as you think, I’m sure of it!” the yellow bot held out a piece of paper to him again. It seemed to be for some kind of… Halloween costume party? Blurr was hosting a last minute Halloween party and had sent Bee out to deliver the invitations! His last stop was the Ruler of Cybertron himself!

Letting out a small vent he nodded his helm, as if understanding Starscreams’ decision.  “Buuuut…I get it, you’re Lord Starscream after all. You must be so terribly busy with Cybertron for things like.. fun.” Bee teased the seeker as he placed the flyer in his servos. “ Blurr is hosting a costume contest, some tradition the organics do. All the coolest bots in Cybertron are entering you know? and I hear the prize is the title of Best costume and a Crown.”Was he piquing the seekers interest? Probably not, he was probably just rambling to himself at this point. “So consider stopping by~ Join in the festivities, even if it’s only for a moment. Even the Ruler of Cybertron deserves a break, right?” (Eeee!!! Hewwo!!  I’m so excitee you sent this in aaaa.Your starscream is perf~ )

[nichkhun-nsc]

im a shitty rp partner tho

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