#crack everywhere

[shaking-off-the-bad-blood]

I... literally left the internet to catch up on my shows and y’all decided to ...I just.. alright so anyway congrats to the sessioners

[theloversrise-blog]

// half my dash is cats and the other half is fighting...today is a good day

[stygicniron]

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[x-purple-guy-x-blog]

Murderous Crack (Closed)

The night-guard waited just for the right moment.. fingers ever so gently brushing piano keys once the hitman was through his own home’s door. 

         “I try to change the formality and everything about it,            People killing people for a reason.              You make mistakes,                 You don't regret,                    So make a conclusion~”

earth-and-straight-razors

[procurvi-archive]

soulrexper replied to your post

[Horrifying? Why?]

DOES THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!?

[actually-i-prefer-magneto]

★ -cackles-

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[x] Let’s take this to the bedroom. (Let’s be honest, we all know Erik would fuck himself)

[] Slap/Push you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. (He’s far more interested in fucking. He hates himself too much to want to spend time on a date)

[] YES.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. (They can however drink scotch together after sex)

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[x] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[ooccappu-blog]

So if anyone wants to join :.3

I would advise going by nickname as this will be very cracky

[psychxthpy]

★ // I need a half a star... ahahaha.

// Psssh yeah no kidding. xD 

And it's even more difficult for me! Half of your 'persona' likes my muse, and my entire muse likes half of your 'persona'. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN DO THAT.

-angrily saws off the star points-