#crack ish?

[band-of-demons]

"Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?!"

Poor Stolas just accidently inhaled some pot, now he's asking Blitz for waffles...

[ starters ]

"...you gonna thought that shit yourself?" His tail gestures to the kitchenette area. "You know where they are. In the fridge. Nobody here is your servant." He sniffs the air. "Hey! Nobody smokes pot on the job here!" Except Loona. But she was just a baby!!

[viciousbite]

@crownshattered​ asked: Nezuko kicks Akaza. 👌

The kick shattered his spine with a loud crack and pop, making Akaza stagger forward with a surprised look on his face. His back fixed itself back up within seconds. “...!! You brat! You’re so dead!” ... He said that with a loud snarl, but instead of attacking her, he’s suddenly running away. Why? Well, reasons, he didn’t want to tell her yet. “... One of these days, I swear!” He continued his words, before disappearing into the shadows with a fast blur. 

crownshattered asked: Nezuko kicks Douma TWICE as hard as she kicked Akaza. 👌👌

The top of his head was gone, like the wind, by the young slayer’s foot. Instead of being mad about it, Douma grinned widely with a lookalike expression of excitement. “What a strong kick. Can you do that again? I have never seen a human woman with such strong leg power before.” With a bloody splutter, his head regenerated the rest of the way. Oh, how interesting! So young and strong, her flesh must be quite delicious. 

[drwcn]

for the most part, i can’t really get behind junior ships (but y'all go right ahead and ship away no disrespect) because they’re babies guys, and to me they’re like bros/cousins/family. but you know what would be really funny is if the one ship nobody thought would ever happen happened. 

wwx and lwj are on curfew patrol duty, and there’s some suspicious rustling in the woods. Now, wwx and lwj are veterans, they know exactly what the kids may be tempted to do in the middle of the night and wwx goes “alright you two, come clean and we’ll overlook this minor transgression.” 

Lwj “no, they will copy lines.” 

wwx “fine, you will copy lines” 

and you just see a sheepish lan jingyi shuffle out from behind the bushes, his collar open and askew and his head ribbon nowhere to be seen. “hanguang-jun, wei-qianbei, I - erm -” 

wwx and lwj stare, and then wwx takes a deep exasperated breath like no, no wwx, practicing demonic cultivation on minors is frowned upon. “Sizhui, you can come out too, your Father and I are not angry, just disappointed.” 

Lwj: “Slightly angry.” 

but lan jingyi just looks confused and mildly green. “sizhui?! you think i would - what - with sizhui?!  oh god, no, no, he’s like my brother -” 

lwj and wwx look at each other. no? well, could’ve fooled them. “That Ouyang boy then. What’s his name. Zizhen?” 

LJY is even more flustered, “Zizhen likes....girls. It’s uhm...could you maybe...like...not tell Sect Leader Jiang? He didn’t exactly get permission to come here -” 

wwx is just like ??????? 

“jingyi, it’s okay,” jin ling comes out from the shadows, jingyi’s head ribbon wrapped around one wrist. He’s so red you can’t even see the vermillion. “Hanguang-jun, da’jiujiu...”

and wwx literally pulls a mrs bennet on lwj “but he doesn’t like him???? i thought he didn’t like him???????” 

[shootingxstardust]

@cynthiaandsamus​

Rose looks at the Garchomp and just pokes it in the face. She has no idea  where she is.. Did she stumble on an alien planet??

[shootingxstardust]

@wxrk-is-never-dxne​

She felt the hand grab, and she wasn’t quite expecting it.  She couldn’t tell if Dead Master was being tsundere, genuine, or perhaps wanted to break her hand. All were possible with the unstable reaper. “Um... is there something you want?”

[shootingxstardust]

💋 Doka to rose, she's feeling flirty tonight

It’s Sinday! Send 💋 to straight up kiss my muse!        

“Madoka!” Rose  spoke in what was a combination between yelling and a whine.  She had actually returned the kiss for a moment before actually coming to her senses. “I swear to god...” Rose huffed as she stepped back and crossed her arms. “I’ll punish you if I have to.”

[aeiiope]

There’s little explanation given as she cracks open the bottle of cold medicine with a sharp sniff before flicking the lid away, and - unflinching - shotguns half the bottle before the taste became too much to her clearly refined pallet ( after all, between available flavors, cherry was obviously the superior one seeing as that was the one currently in her mitts ).

"I’m gonna fight God.” The statement is punctuated by a sharp series of coughs- Though whether the cause was because of the illness in her chest, or the dose she just took to try and quell it was up in the air. Maybe both. “If anythin’ happens, make somethin’ up ‘sides ‘might’ve MAYBE died of NyQuil overdose somehow maybe’, and burn everythin’ I own.”

[carriageofaerietails]

A Jon Snow blog showed up in my reccommendation. He/his actor does nothing for me, and I have absolutely no interest in role playing GOT, but Mireya’s over here fanning herself and swooning like a fucking loser. Down, girl, we ain’t going there lmao