Lan Sizhui: No, it’s not Majorka, it’s Majorca! The ‘j’ is silent! Lan Jingyi: Then what the fuck is it doing there?!?

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Lan Sizhui: No, it’s not Majorka, it’s Majorca! The ‘j’ is silent! Lan Jingyi: Then what the fuck is it doing there?!?
Jiang Cheng in Lotus pier being chased by his four "grandchildren" like puppies because Jin Ling didn't inherit (thank all the gods) his grandfather's adultery, but he did inherit the effectiveness of jin sperm.
I like to think that Jiang Cheng has a sixth sense that tells him when someone is pregnant. The next time he sees Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling, he stares intently at Lan Jingyi and gently takes a strand of his hair.
Jiang Cheng: Again? Seriously? A-Ling, are you a dog in heat or what?
Jin Ling: JIUJIU???
Lan Jingyi: ...PFFT—.
Two years later, Jiang Cheng will be seen with a small babygirl in his arms, talking to Lan Jingyi and four children behind him like puppies, but this time with their wooden swords.
(Jin Ling is being punished in Lanling Jin with dozens of meetings).
[Lan Sizhui & Lan Jingyi are sitting in jail after a misunderstanding] Lan Sizhui: So who should we call? Lan Jingyi: I’d call Hanguang-jun, but I feel safer in jail.
Lan Jingyi, to Jin Ling: I am an excellent secret keeper! I have kept all of our secrets. Lan Sizhui: What secrets? Lan Jingyi: Oh no no, Sizhui! I’m not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper. Jin Ling: *walks away* Lan Sizhui: You’ll tell me later? Lan Jingyi: You already know.
Lan Jingyi x Lan Sizhui Fanfics
Idk I just love omega Sizhui so while searching thru the tag I ended up reading these fics.
I've got you to welcome me home - by Starishadow
Leaving home when Sizhui can't go with him has never been easy for Jingyi.
His mate's pregnancy doesn't make it any easier.
Baby steps towards our future, together with you. - by Oryctolagus
“Jing… Jingyi,” Sizhui chuckles lightly while pressing his face to the crook of Jingyi’s neck, nuzzling the skin there as he inhales the heady applewood scent. The nostalgic scent that usually calms Sizhui down ruffles him today instead, pushing Sizhui further down into the throes of heat, making his insides ache and throb with the emptiness, making him yearn for something to fill him up, to knot him, to breed him.
These thoughts circling endlessly in Sizhui’s head pushes him over the edge, eliciting a soft and needy moan from his lips as he feels more slick building inside him. The slick leaks out, overflowing and spilling down the inside of his thighs as his insides convulses once again, contracting and squeezing down on nothing.
The scent and texture of the slick draws Jingyi in and he slides a finger up Sizhui's thigh, right through the mess, appreciating every tremor that runs through Sizhui's body at that small ministration. Jingyi continues up that path, until he reaches the pink hole at the end of it, and circles his finger slowly all around the rim.
Sizhui lets out a choked mewl.
His Hand In Marriage - by ButterflyMess
“What makes you so nervous, Jingyi?” Wei Wuxian questioned after a moment of silence. Jingyi took a deep breath, gathering his thoughts before he began to speak.
“Wei-Qianbei, Hanguang-Jun, I,” he paused, having to compose himself. “I came to you two today because I wanted your blessings to marry Sizhui.”
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Lan Sizhui: Isn't this great? Hanging out? Lan Sizhui: Just the three of us? Lan Sizhui: You, me, and the big wall of lies you built between us. Lan Jingyi: I WAS going to tell you about the time I kissed Jin Ling– Lan Sizhui: WHEN, JINGYI?! WHEN?!
Lan Jingyi: Sizhui has no idea I’m high. Lan Sizhui: You’re high? Lan Jingyi: Oh, I’m sorry. Lan Jingyi, leaning over to Ouyang Zizhen: Sizhui has no idea I’m high.