Sal and AmaziGirl... Forever. A crack-ship.
Now hear me out...
Neither of these women have demonstrated interest in another woman, but Willis has said that Roz is the only cast member we can reliably assume isn't queer.
Amber loves enemies to lovers slash-fic.
It's necessary for Sal to marry Amber so that she can keep this promise.
I can't think of a more wonderful way to piss off Linda.
There would always be a place for Danny in their bed.
















