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// "We are gathered here today because /somebody/..." *glares into thin air* "Couldn't stay alive." ((I'm sorry I couldn't help myself *shot*))

//And thus you hear Tucker laughing a bit to try and ease the pain and then quickly shuts up because everyone suddenly glares at him.

:’)

"If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria."

//YEAH, DANNY.

"...Why does everyone think that? They don't smell!"

//*coughs*liar*coughs*

"...Tucker told you, didn't he?"

//Tucker told EVERYONE.

"Ughhh...Okay, who thinks my shoes smell? Valerie! Vlad! Thetis! Uh...even Dash--because we have gym class... Do you guys think my shoes smell?!"

"I see you two there. Careful, you have a boyfriend."

True science fact

Shonen protags have 500% more dokis per doki than that bitch from Black Butler

Da Da dadadada da da Surface, Da Da dadadada da da Afro. Surface Afro. Surface Afro. coconut CoCoNuT COCONUT AFro!

My Brain at 3 A.M.

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"Sell your soul and become a demon. We don't need to eat."

((See, I would, but I already sold my soul. They said I can't do it twice.))

(( DAMNIT VORTEX I HAD PLANS TODAY BUT NO YOU DECIDED TO MAKE IT STO-

wait, the storm worked in my favor?

...

//gives chocolate ))

"CHOCOLATE! 8DD"

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