Let me be real honest with you. 98% of the time im on this hellsite form my phone, I am old and don’t have pretty icons or aesthetic google docs. I’m the RPC version of your friends cool grandma who use to hang out with The Rolling Stones and now drops the occasional F bomb but is otherwise to be found on her porch sipping sweet tea. Cool, but old, and too tired for newfangled shit. But if you can deal with that, I’m a decent author. So. Hit me up.








