#crackedxtuliphead

[amantebravo]

@crackedxtuliphead | from here

“YEAH! That’s what I’m here to talk about, hijo de puta! Now, open up! I’ve got somethin’ for ya!” He puts the bottle down in preparation and knocks on the door again. “Open it, you lying coward! Traidor!! Bastardo!!” 

[carolinus-rex]

@gedurfde-fortuin @koffiehuis-love @crackedxtuliphead

// i hoped it would go unnoticed, but noooo, practically every dutch came to see the flustered mess that is my muse

// i’m mortified

[goudenschat]

@crackedxtuliphead from here

Katerijne wanted to laugh or at least chuckle at his joke, she really wanted to, but she didn’t find the strength anywhere. In fact, she thought it was a miracle she was still on her horse. 

Her grip on her own sword tightened as the feeling of lightheadedness took over her. Even if they had managed to escape the chaos of war alive, they weren’t perfectly fine. The oldest of the twins had received a gunshot on the shoulder, and her armour was now stained in red.

“I’m not going to leave you here alone, you idioot.” She frowned, shooting him a look of disapproval. Even if she was hurt from the wound and tired and sweaty from the battle, she was as stubborn as a mule, and there was no way she was going to abandon her baby brother with all those Spaniards after them.

[blalejonet]

HC + honor, flowers, loneliness, trust, flirting

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

Honour - Björn has a very strong sense of honour, justice and morals he sticks to, no matter the circumstance. His history and certain political leaders through the course of it have helped shape him that way. He will always try to assess a situation according to his honour and morals, and he’s gonna have a hard time if they clash with someone else’s - but that doesn’t mean he’s going to back off.

Flowers - Björn does like flowers, but not enough to have a garden of his own (or keep real ones in his house). If you see a flower pot on the table, in the kitchen, or on any shelf, it’s most likely fake. He prefers to see flowers in nature, where he loves to photograph them.

Loneliness - It is a very well known fact that Björn is a very lonely man. His social skills are almost non-existent, and his social circle is extremely tiny, so he has a challenging time making new friendships. Loneliness is something Björn has been dealing with since his childhood, and he likes to think he’s gotten used to it. He’s lying to himself, though, because his heart yearns for someone to be close to him, whom he can share his secrets, hobbies, and just pretty much everything with.

Trust - Contrary to what one might think, it’s not very hard to earn the Swede’s trust. A mere display of kindness is enough, no matter how small it is. Some may call him naive because of that, but Björn believes trust is what makes the world go round.

Flirting - This is something Björn is definitely not good at, either. Because of his social skills, flirting is something he knows almost nothing about, and will not notice quickly if someone is hitting on him. Once he notices, he will try to retreat and escape to avoid embarrassing himself further - especially if he has just met the person or does not know them well.

[lusitaniae]

@crackedxtuliphead​ from here

So far his nice night out. “I’m not complaining. If you want to drink your life away just because of me, I won’t stop you.”

“Oh, I was going to anyway. Don’t worry, I wasn’t looking for permission.”

[adanishdelight-archived]

X | @crackedxtuliphead​

“Right. Because that’s going to happen.” If he was completely honest Magnus stopped listening halfway throughout Lars conversation. The business talk wasn’t his expertise, after all, his speciality was more in the medical field and all of its jargon. 

“Why don’t you refresh me? I don’t think I quite understand what you’re asking from me right now.” 

[amantebravo]

@crackedxtuliphead | Mafia AU

The last thing he remembers was getting stabbed while defending his target, the notorious "Dutchman" who had decided to work together with him to fight off a gang they both had beef with. When he awakens, he's riddled with pain and confusion. He had thought he was done for. "Ugh..." He slowly sits up, pressing a hand to his own chest which he notices is bandaged up now and without a shirt. The Spaniard looks over and his... target? Teammate? Comrade? The Dutchman is sitting there, as if watching over him or waiting on him to awaken. He looks stern yet calm, cool and collected, smoking a long pipe. "Did you... save me?" Antonio blinks at him, staring though his face winces in pain. His chest aches. "How long have I been out for?"

[carolinus-rex]

@gedurfde-fortuin @crackedxtuliphead @koffiehuis-love

// you guys are not making this easier 

ingrid voice: imma crawl into a corner and perish–––