If Lydaichi and Kurana were ever roomates:
(Warning ~ Crack so much crack... also NSFW)
So... this is something me and Ana just joked around about one night but i actually want to make this into headcanons so here we are...
This would be so funny... me and Ana are such crackheads and Kuroo is too (poor Daichi he loves us really)
Makes the house dynamic constant jokes and we are always laughing
Conversations that me and Ana would have when the boys are out...
Me ~ Annnaaa... Daichi is so cute🥺 Yesterday i was falling asleep while watching TV with him and he just pulled me into his lap and gave me little kisses🥺😭
Ana ~ Awww Lydz thats so sweet -
Me ~ - and then he was just pounding into me and i came 5 times in 1 minute🥺🥵
Because... well i go from soft to horny so quick... like this man will have no trouble turning me on i am telling you right now...
It gets to the point that Ana walks into a room and i open my mouth and shes just like:
Ana ~ Yeah i know Daichi is so soft and squishy and then he fucked you senseless and now you can’t walk properly🥺
Movie nights with our men, me cuddled up to Daichi and Ana cuddled up to Kuroo
Its so soft and sweet and the next thing you know i am pulling Daichi off to the bedroom... while Ana and Tetsu finish off the movie cuddling...
Tetsu ~ Oh great here we go again some feral fucking...
Ana ~ Have fun Lydia...
It gets to the point were they both know that Lydaichi cuddling is gonna end in Lydaichi fucking😚✌️
Tetsu to Ana ~ Why is it that us cuddling ends up with you falling asleep? Why’s Daichi the only one getting it?
Me and Ana being sat on the couch and chatting when Daichi comes home from work in his uniform looking all hot as he does
And Ana is just looking at me like👀👀👀👀
And i’m like😳👀🥵🥺
And Ana is like🙄🙄🙄🙄
Ana ~ Aight i’m gonna go out and will be back in 2 hours ish?
And when she returns i am being all soft again and Ana knows i’m past the horny but when will i reenter? Theres no telling...
Tetsu comes back not long after to see me and Daichi cuddling on the couch just looking to Ana like?😗
Tetsu to Ana in a whisper and odd hand motion ~ Babe... have they... ya know 👉👌 fucked?
Ana ~ Yes but you know how they are theres no guarantee
I feel like me, Kuroo and Ana are just constantly cracking bad jokes and wheezing about it
And Daichi is just stood there like 🧍♂️ Why am i the only mature one in this house
If he doesn’t threaten to kick us all out at least once have we even all lived together?
Why can i picture me and Ana having a flour fight one afternoon while baking and then Daichi just walks in and is like 🤨
And ME AND ANA JUST RUN fully covered in flower we get out of there so quick😅
Okay Kuroo and Ana are definitely the cutest couple and sometimes we walk in and they are just staring at each other with so much love and me and Daichi are just like🥺
Quickly walking through we just wanted to get food... but now we are outside the apartment because we didn’t want to interupt the moment
ALSO WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THESE 2 WOULD BE IN COMPETITION? Like just about everything theres always an underlying competition😂
This makes board game nights crazy... especially Monopoly like me and Ana just lose on purpose and then get the wine out cause its going to be a long night...
Me and Ana sipping wine while Daichi and Kuroo are death staring each other like 😗✌️🥂
Ana and Kuroo just walking in and seeing Daichi and me dancing and me just singing ‘Don’t be surprised you know i’m freaky’ and just turn around and leave
There is so much more i could add but this is getting long af😂
A/N ~ This is what basically me and @mrs-kuroojinguji discuss in our discord dm’s👀😂😂😂 I laughed so much writing this i am actually crying!
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