#crackhead shit

[dearest-darlingest-diva]

If Naveen had a Snapchat

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*Starts to cackle* Girl we been knew

Why gen z is going to hell TikTok

[gayfanficsanonymous]

bakusquad as shit that i’ve said in the past week

bakugo- fuck you god and your chicken cunt

kirishima- can i get that in a manly size?

sero- i got broke stoner vibes babeyyyy

mina- why do i get the feeling that you got bubblegum scented cum 

denki- my anxiety may be chronic but my ability to drown out my sadness, depression and bottle up all my feelings with layers of crackhead and memes is I C O N I C

shinsou- i’ll donate my kidney to get more than 3 hours of sleep

jirou- blast music not toxic bitches 

tokoyami- is emo a spirit animal bc if so then that’s mine

[impcraig]

Craig works at McDonalds while Clyde is making money with his own bathwater..

for two of my pals and favorite AUs: clydesbathwater and craig.at.mcdonalds on IG

[tossermalfoy]

I'm not the anon but am 100% here for having a wedding purely for gifts

Veeeeeery nice. You’re a smart girl, Meg. What I like to hear. And I must say—how distinctly un-hufflepuff of you. 😌

Since you’re in, here’s a run down of the plan (or the hypotheticals): We create a very specific list using one those wedding-planner-gift-sites and so then people will have to get the gifts there. This way we don’t receive five blenders and some ornaments. It’s a direct payment via PayPal (or credit card) to the site so the gifts are practically ours, and I’ll hack it so all the money goes to us anyway. I’ll also alter the coding of the site, or however far I have to go, so it appears that all have been payed for and anything dodgy looking would seems like a system error. Anything like that would only surface after the wedding, anyway, I’d make sure of that. So here we get all the gifts and all the money—double the goods. A perfect idea for a plan. We will have the ceremony somewhere we can get for practically no money, some place owned by a friend. I will take care of all that. It will be a small wedding, though it will appear modest and quaint. We have a good ol’ celebration in proper British style and then after we run away with the goods and money, move to the coast—somewhere like Bognor Regis—and go from there. Apropos of the plan, questions are welcome and all is open to amendments, of course.

[john-mulaneys-left-nostril]

GUYS

ITS THANKSGIVING

i know it’s really cheesy to make a post about it but TOO BAD

i’m thankful for all of my followers especially those who have been here since the beginning and have liked every post, reblogged them a bunch of times, etc.

i’m thankful for my dogs because, well....... they’re my dogs. why wouldn’t i be thankful for my best friends

i’m thankful for my friends (online and irl) they’ve helped me through a lot and have even just been there to talk and joke around with me.

i’m thankful for my favorite bands and singers. music has been and forever will be one of the most important things in my life. i couldn’t go a day without all of my lovely creators

i’m thankful for all of my favorite actors, tv shows, and movies. movies have been a big part of my life and i grew up watching some of the best tv shows ever. from marvel, dc, sherlock holmes, and harry potter, to ren and stimpy, rug rats, rocko’s modern life, spongebob and i carly, even to wizards of waverly place, camp rock, that’s so raven and — okay i’m just rambling now.

i’m thankful for my family (duh). especially my sister and my dad. they’ve helped me through some tough shit. i love them dearly.

but most importantly...

i am thankful for @john-mulaney-right-nostril !!!

my bestestestestestestest friend ever!

she’s been there longer than my other friends have, she’s always supported me, she’s put up with my bs for the longest time, she’s helped me over come so much and i would do anything for her. she’s like family to me. she and i have shared so many laughs (especially at 4am, when we were delirious  from lack of sleep) and we’ve always given each other a shoulder to cry on. i don’t deserve to have such an amazing person as my best friend, but i got lucky to be stuck with this crackhead. HER? maybe not so much. but i’m so fortunate to have someone like her to be there for me, when i’m doubting myself, or just not in a good state of mind, my best friend is always there. she’s open minded when my other friends don’t even care. she reminds me that i have a lot to live for, when my other friends don’t try to be there. so i just wanted to say thank you to @john-mulaney-right-nostril for being my bestest friend in the entire universe. i love you so much and i hope you have a happy thanksgiving

and i’m wishing you all a happy thanksgiving! love you! 🖤🤍

[jinyoungsir]

I honestly think Jeongguk peels oranges and then eats them whole instead of eating the individual slices.

Just Jeon Shit™️

[angstyoongay]

min yoongi has stolen all my uwus and i’m going to have the public see him for the Thief he is, the court date is tomorrow at 6 come watch