Summary: I have no real way to sum this up. Its a reader insert for Jess and Lees ‘Crack It’ challenge.
A/N: This is for Jess and Less ‘Crack It’ challenge I used a some material from one of my favorite comedians John Pinette. May he rest in peace.
Tags: @trexrambling @wheresthekillswitch
Prompt: “The last time you talked me into this, I couldn't sit for a week.
words: 626
It was a once in a life time opportunity. Dean hated heights and you had a case at the Grand Canyon. A classic salt and burn near a bungee jumping bridge which Dean would never even step near. “Come on Dean! Its a once in a lifetime chance!”
“Its once in a lifetime because you die on this thing. No way and that's it.” Dean was shoving his belongings into his duffle bag. He did NOT want to have anything to do with that bridge. Sam and Cas were all for bungee jumping. If Cas, the biggest chicken to grace this earth, is willing to jump of the bridge than Dean should at least take the video.
Castiel sat on the couch with a face that put Grumpy Cat to shame. “Dean, at least let us go and you can sit in the car and wait like the little bitch you are.”
What the hell? You and Sam began to cackle. Not laugh, Cackle. Castiel, the angel who is afraid of strippers, just call out Dean. “You think I’m a little bitch?” Deans eyebrows practically disappeared into his hair line. The eldest brother turned to face your winged friend. “I will go bungee jumping on that bridge and when I dont scream you all owe me a hundred bucks. Each.”
It was on. Everyone rushed to pack. Clothes flew across the room as names were called. “ Dean, flannel at three a clock.” The four of you never worked smoother.
Cas was starting the car and packing the remains of the salt in the trunk. “LETS MOVE IT!” In record time the room was emptied and everyone was in the impala. Dean hit the gas pedal and drove at speed over 120miles per hour (mph).
At the sight of the bridge Dean began to fidget. “You know I was only kidding right?” His feet shifted below him. “You made a bet its to late to back out now.”
Dean tighten the straps of his harness as he mumbled something under his breath. “The last time you talked me into this, I couldn't sit for a week.“
“WE’VE NEVER BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING!” The moose shouted at his squirrel. The instructor lead us to the edge of the bridge and explained the rules. “No flips, tricks or anything like that. If you jump and suddenly want to back out well to late. Any questions?”
“Will the rope break?” The instructor laughed. “You are jumping over the bridge. if anything's happens you land in the water.” One thing you knew about Dean was when he was nervous he ranted and sometimes what he said was hilarious.
“In the water no I would go through the water. There is shit after the water like the core of the earth. Id come out in mainland China somewhere. Probably come up two days later with two boxes of takeout and a guy chasing me yelling ‘you no pay!’”
Cas had his head tilted to the side on in usual confused puppy face, Sam just face palmed and You did something evil. You had snuck up behind Dean and pushed him over the bridge. You yelled after him “Hey bring me some fried rice!”
When Dean finished his turn and was back on the bridge he ran to the impala shaking like a Chihuahua in the winter. You were probably going to have to walk back to the bunker. It was worth it. After all from the video you caught, blackmail was inevitable.
It was now your turn. You ran off the bridge and jumped but something snapped. You began your decent to earth and a string of curse words left your mouth. Hitting the water you realized Dean was right. Minutes later you surfaced in front of a Chinese buffet. “Well, I wanted some fried rice anyway” and off you went.
Guys I have wayyy to many comic ideas!! I have 4 Undertale ones and 5 original ones! It’s intense. 🫠
Anyway… here’s a random drawing of Crackit the void guy. Aka the main character of one of those ideas. It’s called The Void House btw! I’m thinking of doing this idea and PaU at the same time. (PaU being the priority, I still have a lot to work out for them both tho)
