So *you're* the one stealin' my drugs without payin'. It ain't that hard to just...hand over some cash for whatever ya want. I don't bite, I swear. (Although you look like you might...) I don't charge much for my stuff. 3.98. That's it. But with the tab you've seemed to have racked up from stealin' my shit, that would be....200 for everything you've taken.
- Deal-ler
OH HEYYYY THERE BROCHACHO!! What's crackalackin, my guy? DANGGG, holy hot flaming cheetos, somebody's been stealy-stealin' your sparkly-silly-snow?!?!!!! How despicable!!! Not gnarly-rad-bestie behaviour at all!!! It for sureies wasn't me, I make my own cracktastic DIY silly-snow!!! I pinky promise it wasn't me!! However maybe we could go on a wild-wacky, epic quest together to catch the crack thief!!! What do ya think, homesicle?
And $3.98??? DANG DAWG, THAT'S A WICKED RAD DEAL, MY POOKIE!! I'LL BUY $200 WORTH RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Also unless this is you, I defs don't bite, obvs!
