Vans are better than Converse…
Wrong. - Deal
Nah my gnarly rad snickerdoodle-doodle-dudes, your Vans and Converse may be totally tubular dope, but they're no match for my Shrocs. - Crack-ler :3
What the fuck are those.
-Deal
Just the absolute pinnacle of snazzy rad cracktastic fashion, my pookie boo! They're Shrek Crocs, better known as SHROCS!!! AREN'T THEY AS LIT AS FLAMING HOT CHEETOS, MY GUY??!!
Shrek + Crocs = SHROCS!!! It's basic boy math my dynamite guy!
*gasp* *whispering* you do know who Shrek is, right?











