#dealler

[crackhead-once-ler]

So *you're* the one stealin' my drugs without payin'. It ain't that hard to just...hand over some cash for whatever ya want. I don't bite, I swear. (Although you look like you might...) I don't charge much for my stuff. 3.98. That's it. But with the tab you've seemed to have racked up from stealin' my shit, that would be....200 for everything you've taken.

- Deal-ler

OH HEYYYY THERE BROCHACHO!! What's crackalackin, my guy? DANGGG, holy hot flaming cheetos, somebody's been stealy-stealin' your sparkly-silly-snow?!?!!!! How despicable!!! Not gnarly-rad-bestie behaviour at all!!! It for sureies wasn't me, I make my own cracktastic DIY silly-snow!!! I pinky promise it wasn't me!! However maybe we could go on a wild-wacky, epic quest together to catch the crack thief!!! What do ya think, homesicle?

And $3.98??? DANG DAWG, THAT'S A WICKED RAD DEAL, MY POOKIE!! I'LL BUY $200 WORTH RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Also unless this is you, I defs don't bite, obvs!

[askplatinumsilverandbronze-blog]

*serious tongue action going on here*

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-more serious tongue action-

[ask-deal-ler-blog]

*gives him a thousand dollars*

...

Alright. Hug away.

[ask-deal-ler-blog]

Hey, do you perhaps sell a little thing called Zydrate?

Unfortunately, no. I hear you'll have to find someone called "Graverobber" for that.

[ask-deal-ler-blog]

We'd better, soon. We didn't finish anything! *pouts*

Well, I can't give you everything I have on day one, hm? That's no way to get you hooked~

[ask-deal-ler-blog]

*hug*

Hugs cost five dollars.

[ask-deal-ler-blog]

You left me with no pillow or anything ;^;

I'm a busy man. But we can always do that again. ;)

[ask-deal-ler-blog]

Aww what happened

Hm? Nothing, I am actually fine.