Mo' CRACKronyms
The only thing more addictive than crack itself is the glorified game of crackronyms. (With soy corndogs coming in close at #2. Just kidding. Unless you're into that - in which case, call me.)
This time, JSC's Malik* and Layla* crack the proverbial whip with a round that includes anglican monkeys, neon transvestites, flaming armadillos and a whole lotta farts.
Read on -- you know you want to.
(*Names slightly altered to create illusion of diversity.)
4:09 PM Malik:
gaem on.
god always eats mayonaisse
greek acrobats exfoliate manically
geezers attack edible monsters
gilded apples encourage murder
4:12 PM Layla:
god DOES always eat mayonaise huh?
Grown Ants Enter Metamorphosis
Gracious Aunts Enter Metropolises
Malik:
geeks anthropomorphize anglican monkeys
woops
english monkeys
4:15 PM Layla:
how dare you
Guys, anal exacerbates me.
[leaves to take a shower after typing that]
Grandpas and Emus Mate!
Gross, Anna exclaims miserably.
Growup all. Eesh. Merrrrr.
4:18 PM Malik:
gizmos alight! eat merrily!
gringos aight, eh mang?
4:21 PM Layla:
God accidentally evacuated Mars.
Malik:
well that explains a lot.
Layla:
I know
I wish we had known sooner
Gangsters Abbreviate Ebonics, Mayyyyyyneeeee
4:23 PM Malik:
goobers advise ecstasy moshpit
(i'd be right in there with the goobers)
Layla:
GERBILS annihilate ethiopian males.
at pet co
on weekends
4:26 PM Malik:
germs atomized equals meningitis
4:27 PM Layla:
this is a: game anyone enjoys, mostly.
4:28 PM Malik:
gaem
Layla:
*gaem
crackronyms - not for the fant of heart.
FANT
4:29 PM Malik:
figures attack neurologist's tenacity
firemen are not tanks
4:29 PM Layla:
foolish androids nix t-9....word
Feminists are not tools
(opposite day)
4:31 PM Malik:
few africans need testarosas
4:31 PM Layla:
fembots - allover neighbor territory.
fish ate nemo, travesty!
fine, Al, nevermind then.
fucking atheists, never tolerant.
4:33 PM Malik:
foofighters amp newlyweds, tantric
4:34 PM Layla:
foopas - always negative, Tiffany.
Malik:
fugly africans nix tapeworms
Layla:
fingers and nails, tasty.
Malik:
farts are not tame
4:35 PM Layla:
^ true dat
Malik:
seriously. i had lasagna AND vietnamese food for lunch.
Layla:
Stop right there
4:36 PM Malik:
fantastic, andy's not tootin.
(fart theme!)
Layla:
fartin' all night, thankfully.
wow im laughing like a 5 yr old boy
its cool
4:37 PM Malik:
haha, me too. headphones in, laughing about farts.
Layla: just two kindred spirits
typin to each other about farts
4:39 PM Malik:
finally, a necessary temptation.
Layla:
well played
4:40 PM Malik:
fly, argyle ninjas. tree-level.
Layla:
flipping aquasocks, never transparent.
Funny? Apparently not, trunklegs.
Malik:
hahahahahahahahhahaha
yes
Fine, Annie. Not tonight.
Layla:
Fundip and narcotics - treadlightly.
4:43 PM Malik:
filching assholes. not today!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=filching
Layla:
FLAMING ARMADILLOS. never trustworthy.
thanks for the education.
filch away, neon tranny.
--malik
4:45 PM Malik:
that was during the ecstasy moshpit. don't judge.
[Curtain drop. Clap on strobe light. Fog machine. We out.]