HAPPY BIRTHDAY @craftynemira !!
I know this isn’t /exactly/ what you asked for... but.... Here is the story of how Tom didn’t wind up in this picture, too. So, okay. Setting the scene here....
I know you were all like “Hey, I want Duncan, Sjin, and Tom in here along with my two best buds”, which is cool and all, but then I was like “Shiiitttt.... How do I fit this many people into this huge ass picture?”.
Then I got really distracted and, like, the dog came in and wanted to play, and there were Wookies in here and a D&D game involving a Gnome named Quack who wears an anvil helmet and wields a ball peen hammer and then it got really close to your birthday so now Tom is probably streaking because let’s be honest that coat was big enough to be a creeper coat. Like what if he just opened it up and was all like “YOU WANNA BUY A FISH STICK?”??? Because I could see that with his fucking monotone voice and all that shit.
And that’s the story of how Ross got that butt.
wait. what?








