Subject: Time for some fun gishwhes Holiday CRAHP Item#
From: "Gish FEGVEP" <[email protected]> Date: December 19, 2017 at 1:38:16 AM EST
Season's Greetings, [Name]!
As 2017 comes to a close, many of you are probably on a desperate mission to finish your to-do lists, complete last-minute projects, and prepare for the onslaught of the holidays. This time of year can be stressful, intimidating, and overwhelming… and that’s just the cookie-baking.
Fortunately, gishwhes is here to help!
You’re invited to participate in gishwhes’ new exclusive, patent-pending “CRAHP”, or “Completely Relaxing Annual Holiday Procrastination” service. gishwhes CRAHP is your chance to put off wrapping presents, ignore your family members, and avoid the pressure of holiday responsibilities by enjoying & reviewing meticulously crafted Hunt items instead. The best part is, if someone says you shouldn’t be mindlessly scrolling the Internets, you can say “gishwhes made me do it”, which is a guaranteed excuse for any outrageous behavior.
Check it out:
[Item] Gnomes' Gnotes: Doing things in reverse is often a great idea. [for item 105]
We should’ve included lutefisk in this task, right? [for item 72]
Did you hear the one about the Stormtrooper motorcycle? It was the safest vehicle on the street because it never hit anything. [for item 45] [Link] Judge hard! The FEGVEP Team
Fair warning: We just put out this gishwhes CRAHP, so it’s still pretty fresh so if you run into trouble or find a pesky little gishbugs or gishflies in our system, please let us know by replying to this email with all the details and gishbot will diligently work to squash the little suckers! If you don't wish to participate in our CRAHP, simply ignore this email and you won't receive another invitation.
Please note: Your voting will not count toward the annual Gishwhes coffee table book or the Gishwhes Hall of Fame (GHOF) for 2017. This is basically just a chance to ignore the world and enjoy some incredible works of art masquerading as an elegant misuse of your time m
Yours truly,
The Gish Gnomes
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