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"You should never have been there alone - that's on me. ... You didn't need to prove yourself. I'm an idiot for saying that."

Coronation Street | Lisa Swain (21st May 2025)

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Just another day at Weatherfield Police Station:

Lisa: So, do you recognise any of these suspects?

Craig: I was hiding in the bathroom cubicle, so I didn’t see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Lisa: Do you remember what he was singing?

Craig: I think it was that song, “I Want It That Way”

Lisa: Backstreet Boys. I’m familiar. *Pauses* Okay. Number one, could you please sing the opening to “I Want It That Way”?

Criminal nr. 1: Really? Okay. *Starts singing* “You are My fire Number two, keep it going”

Lisa: Number two, keep it going.

Criminal Nr. 2: “The one, desire”

Lisa: Number three.

Criminal Nr.3: “Believe, when I say”

Lisa: Number four!

Criminal Nr.4: “I want it that way”

Lisa: “Tell me why!”

All of them: “Ain’t nothing but a heartache”

Lisa: “Tell me why!”

All of them: “Ain’t nothing but a mistake”

Lisa: Now number five

Criminal Nr.5 : “I never want to hear you say”

Lisa: Whoo!

Criminal Nr. 5: “I want it that way”

Lisa: Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Craig: It was number five. Number five is the murderer.

Lisa: Oh, my God, I forgot about that part.

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Watch out for the flaky pastry!

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Coronation Street - 2018-01-12 pt2

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