Incorrect Swarla Quotes

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A summary of the Inside Soap interview:

Vicky: We’re planning the Swarla wedding! It’s gonna be amazing!

Ali: Carla’s sixth.

Vicky: Sixth time’s the charm! There’ll be flowers, music, cake...

Ali: And trauma.

Vicky: And the dresses; oh, the dresses are going to be incredible!

Ali: I’m wearing a black hoodie.

Vicky: It’s gonna be so beautiful — dancing, confetti, champagne!

Ali: Maybe a fight in the Rovers.

Vicky: And love! So much love!

Vicky: It’s gonna be the best wedding ever!

Ali: Until the next one.

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*Carla giving a tour of number six*

Carla: The kitchen is for high drama, the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure, and the doorway is for comedy.

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Dylan nervously: Hi.

Lisa glaring: .....

Lisa: To date Betsy, you must first complete these qualification forms.

*Hours later*

Lisa: What did he put for question 319?

Carla: C) Lure the tiger away from Betsy by imitating a chicken strip.

Lisa nodding: Impressive.

[alright-fuckhead]

Coronation Street | 23.04.2026

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Swarla wedding!!!! Connor-Swains

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CORONATION STREET | April 23, 2026

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Lisa: Are we still on for tomorrow?

Carla: …You mean for our wedding?

Lisa: I’m just making sure!

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Lisa: I am a wild card.

Carla: What are you talking about? You’re not a wild card. You’re the card that you get on the top of the deck that has all the instructions on it.

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Lisa: When I try to think of my future, I just see your face over and over again.

Carla: Well, it’s a very beautiful face.

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*Texting*

Carla: Where are you?

Lisa: I'm coming hoe.

Lisa: *home

*Message not delivered*

Lisa: *Home

*Message not delivered*

Lisa: *HOME

*Message not delivered*

Lisa: Fucking piece of shit.

Carla: *Typing*

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Carla shielding Connie’s eyes

Carla: I will not have straight activity happening under my roof!

Carla talking to Connie: It’s okay sweetheart, I’ll make sure you never have to witness that ever again.

Betsy: ….

Dylan: ….

Connie: 🥹

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Carla holding Connie: Don't fraternise with that creature, I'm still training her.

Lisa: Don't talk to about Connie like that!

Carla: I was talking to Connie.

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Betsy: I don’t have a sibling, but I kind of know what it’s like because I have you. You’re like my sibling.

Ryan: Really?

Betsy: Yeah. I think you’re kind of awkward to look at, you embarrass me all the time, and I wish I could trade you in for someone else. But I don't.

Ryan: 🥹

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Connie: I have been dropped off on your porch because I love you!!! 🥹

Swarla: ….

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Carla: Okay, Ryan, I need you to write a wedding song. Something like Christina Perri's A Thousand Years, but fifty times better.

*At the Swarla wedding*

Ryan strumming a guitar: This song is called Fifty Thousand Years!

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Connie crying: 😭

Carla: I don’t understand what you want!

Connie cries louder: 🥺😭

Carla: ….. I understand completely.

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Spoilers below

Carla: What the fuck is that?

Lisa: It's a baby.

Carla: I know, it's a fucking baby. What's it doing here?!!!

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