#craig(factcore)

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happy stupid sphere sunday

“The fact core was not aware there was a day dedicated to the intelligence dampening sphere.”

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fact!!! how've you been?

"The Fact Core has been adequate. Minor damages were sustained during the Intelligence damping sphere's take over and subsequent removal, however they were quickly repaired by the maintenance core."

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dog 2

"The Fact Core does not understand the point of this question."

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glados do you listen to girl in red

“...No, I am much to busy with both testing and rebuilding the facility to listen to... Indie pop bands.” It’s quite obvious she doesn’t get the point of this question.

The camera cuts to Craig, who looks around for a second to make sure no one over hears, before whispering. “Fact: She does.”

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GREETINGS WHITE BOY

“...The Fact Core does not know how they are supposed to respond to this."

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Fact Core, tell us a fact!

He pauses and thinks for a minute before responding. "Vending machines are bigger threats to humanity than sharks."

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Glados is still rubbing her temple, as she glares towards the camera again. After just a second, her posture snaps back to its normal ramrod straight line. She folds her arms behind her back before addressing the audience.

"Thanks to the headache i know have, i've decided to open up this interview to more personnel than just myself. So, you will be able to ask your questions to others. Such as..."

Fact core is now open for questions!

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So I almost forgot I have today as Fact/Craigs Birthday for some reason. Have a 5 minute little paint drawing of the boy. -Mod Jay