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The cores currently available for questions:
Glados Wheatley Neil/Space core Craig/Fact core
ITS PORTAL 2 DAY BABY!!!!
AEGIS,did you know that glados is caroline?
The screen goes to static, and glitches a few times as it tries to connect. Instead connecting to a very annoyed looking Glados when it fails. “I just said the Aperture employee guardian intrusion system is offline, did I not? An offline core can not answer your questions. ”
Glados,what do you think about the Aperture employee guardian Intrusion system?
“Simply put, he was an annoying pest from the moment we were both activated. As such I never cared much for their existence." She looks away, at a screen. At her mental prodding, it brings up a series of readings and security logs.
"Strangely they seem to have gone offline, but I’m in no hurry to go investigating to see if he’s still alive down there.”
Craig: No, no, that's a bad idea.
Wheatley: There are no bad ideas, Craig. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong
Rick, texting: Y'all are insane.
Virgil: Y'all
Nigel: Y'all
Neil: Y'all
Wheatley: Y'all
Rick: Why am I friends with you guys
Craig: *Y'all
Rick: OH MY GOD
Wheatley: -Eating spam with a fork-
Nigel: Do you have to eat that straight out of the can? There’s such a thing as quality of life. Treat yourself to a plate and a side salad.
Wheatley: Leave me alone.
Nigel: You don't even know what's in that!
Wheatley: -stares at the meat on his fork- Mostly hoof… and salt.
Nigel: It won't be a bullet that kills you.
Wheatley: Lesbians, what is your wisdom?
GlaDOS: World hard and cold… titty soft and warm.
Mel: Girl Hot.
Chell: Watch Naruto
Nigel: So, what now? I’m just supposed to do whatever Craig does? What if Craig decided to jump off a cliff?
Virgil: If Craig were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Craig jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Nigel: You jump off a cliff!
Virgil: Gladly, provided Craig jumped first.
Craig: I just don’t understand it. There’s no way you should be alive drinking that much citranium. At the very least how have your teeth not rotted out of your head?
Nigel: Have you seen what's in that stuff? I'm pretty sure it's radioactive. The sugar is the least of my worries.
GlaDOS: All in all, a 100% successful test.
Craig: The Intelligence Dampening Sphere almost died.
GlaDOS: All in all, a 100% successful test.
Craig: I need you all to be straight with me.
Roy: That's going to be difficult for everyone here.
Rick: I swing both ways.
Rick: Violently. With a stick.
Rick: Come and get some motherfuckers.
Craig: Now is not time for your shenanigans!
Rick: It was a single Shenanigan!
Wheatley: I need an embarrassing fact about Virgil.
Virgil: NO-!
Roy: He has a degree in electrical engineering and still can't tie a tie.
Virgil: ROY!
Wheatley: Wait really?
Virgil: I'm leaving.
Wheatley, calling after him: Even I Can tie a tie!
GlaDos: Whenever something happens, why is it always you three?
Wheatley, Virgil, and Nigel, just standing there:
Hey guys! Mod Jay here. I know this blogs been….kind of dead. To put it lightly, but me n mod queen have talked n we’re planning on trying to kick it back to running with shitposts/incorrect quotes and maybe even art/reblogs between questions.
Additionally I’m hoping to actually go through the blogs designs and actually redesign some and get some refs done for them. Which I’ll post here when done. I can’t promise they’ll be the fastest thing ever, but hopefully this all will get this blog running again and will stirr up some questions for us to answer.