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glados you never answered my question. does this mean that you do actually simp for your facility? please my crops are dying
“Oh, you again.” GLaDOS looks disdainful as she hears the question, and rolls her eyes. With a shake of her head, she sits, resting a loose fist under her chin and crosses her legs. Then, in a completely deadpan voice, says. “Bold of you to assume it’s not the other way around.”
Michael! Why are you so cute!?
“Beauty, er, cuteness is in the eye of the beholder, my dear. “-Mikey
glados do you listen to girl in red
“...No, I am much to busy with both testing and rebuilding the facility to listen to... Indie pop bands.” It’s quite obvious she doesn’t get the point of this question.
The camera cuts to Craig, who looks around for a second to make sure no one over hears, before whispering. “Fact: She does.”
hey GLaDOS! this sentence is false!
“Wait, what did you just saaaAAyyy-” The room goes quiet as GLaDOS goes unnaturally still, all lights darkening, and that includes the glowing yellow of her eye. She remains standing, but her head goes slack, slumping forward. It’s silent, in a way it wasn’t before. Thankfully, after a concerning amount of time, the hum of machinery starts up again, and her eye seems to come back online again. She stumbles back a step, and puts a hand to her head, funnily enough putting her palm over the eye covered by the bandage. When she speaks, her voice is teeming with calculating, deceivingly calm anger. “Think you’re funny, do you? An ai of my caliber does have failsafes against such stupid... Paradoxes. But the resulting processor ache is not worth these games. And if one of the lesser cores heard a sentence like that, they would be a lot more fried than me.”
fact!!! how've you been?
"The Fact Core has been adequate. Minor damages were sustained during the Intelligence damping sphere's take over and subsequent removal, however they were quickly repaired by the maintenance core."
dog 2
"The Fact Core does not understand the point of this question."
GREETINGS WHITE BOY
“...The Fact Core does not know how they are supposed to respond to this."
Fact Core, tell us a fact!
He pauses and thinks for a minute before responding. "Vending machines are bigger threats to humanity than sharks."
