Mar 18, 2014
Me: *about to create a new Scribophile account for erotica* What should my smut-writing name be?
Craig: *thinks for half a second and looks down to keep from giggling.* *mumbles under breath* Slit-wizard. You should be Joan Slitwizard.
Me: *cackling incoherently*
Craig: What? That was the worst thing I could think of.
Me: *about to fall out of chair*
Craig: Don't laugh! If you're not gonna use it, I will.
Me: *barely able to breathe or speak for laughing* You'd be Joan Slitwizard?
Craig: No, I'd be Jane. We could be the Slitwizards!