Yokai Watch Incorrect Quotes: Malis Edition
(Malis is Nate’s adopted sibling because sibling dynamics also they are a Virgo and a Gemini, you can guess what shenanigans may go down)
• Jibanyan: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Nate: Malis is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Jibanyan. Malis: I feel like Jibanyan is the more responsible one of us two though. Jibanyan: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. Malis: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off. • Hailey: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Malis: *sighs* Malis: I killed a man. • Katie: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Nate: Okay, but what is updog? Jibanyan: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Usapyon: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Malis: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Whisper: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Katie: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Usapyon: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Jibanyan: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Nate: What’s a henway?? Katie: Oh, about five pounds. • *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Katie: Thanks fam! Usapyon: Oh no. Jibanyan: *cries* I love you too. Hailey: Sounds fake, but okay. Malis: *A flustered mess* Whisper: Can I get a refund? • *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Hailey: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Jibanyan: ...I did. I broke it. Hailey: No. No you didn't. Katie? Katie: Don't look at me. Look at Malis. Malis: What?! I didn't break it. Katie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Malis: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Katie: Suspicious. Malis: No, it's not! Usapyon: If it matters, probably not, but Nate was the last one to use it. Nate: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Usapyon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Nate: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Usapyon! Katie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hailey. Hailey: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Usapyon: Hailey... Katie's been awfully quiet. Katie: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Hailey, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Hailey: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Hailey: Hailey: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. • Usapyon: Malis, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Malis: Raise the dead. Usapyon: And what did you do? Malis: Raise the dead. • Whisper: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer. Malis: You're right, Whisper.. Violence can't be the answer. Whisper: Correct, Malis. Now, on to the next lesso- Malis: Violence is the question. Malis: And the answer is yes! Whisper: Malis, no!!
• Katie: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Malis: That's deep. Nate: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Malis: That's deeper. Jibanyan: ...You guys are idiots. • Katie: I’ve only had Malis for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this town and then myself. • Malis: I’ve only had Whisper for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this town and then myself.
Malis: *Glares at Nate
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Nate: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Malis: Yes, and that’s coming from me. • More Under Cut!
