Rule one: Always post the rules. Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked (not the ones they answered) and write 11 new ones. Rule three: Tag 11 people and link them to the post. Rule four: Actually tell them you tagged them.
1) You have to wear an outfit that incorporates all the colors from your sexual orientation’s flag. Could you pull it off with what you have in your wardrobe? would you be embarrassed wearing the colors out in public?
See Rainbow is basically a colour on it’s own, so I’d be fine with wearing a little accessory like a pin or tie or socks. Or a hat!
2) Favorite type/flavor of soda?
It used to be sprite, but I’ve shifted over the past few years to Root Beer.
3) Here’s one I’ve heard from elsewhere: You’re running away from a man with a knife, and at the end of the hallway is the door to freedom. Problem is, it’s covered in/surrounded by your biggest fear/phobia. (If it’s not something physical/tangible, then whatever it is will happen if you go through the door.) would you be able to escape? (And before you try to get smart, yes, the man with the knife IS actually trying to murder you, this isn’t a wacky misunderstanding.)
I don’t care how many spiders. I can brush them off when I know I’m not gonna die.
4) Tell your best/favorite knock-knock joke.
Someone too short to reach the doorbell.
5) Played any good video games lately? Sell me on it.
Avenger’s Academy for Android and iOS, also known as Avengers Waiting Simulator, involves you taking college-aged marvel heroes and villains and sending them on quests around a customizable campus as they all engage in semi-flirtacious shenanigans. Meanwhile, the adult faculty tries to keep them from discovering the dark secret as to why they are at the academy and why there is a fog full of time distortions surrounding the campus.
But the real selling point is that the developers are incredinly nice, quick to respond, listen to a lot of fan suggestions (we got Pepper as Rescue implemented as a playable character through sheer force of will), and it’s entirely possible that when the dating minigame is implemented in the game that they’ll allow everybody to be pan.
6) What color are your towels?
At the moment, beige, but I have some really nice maroon ones.
7) If you had to give yourself D&D-esque stats -Strength/Dexterity/Intelligence/Wisdom/Constitution/Charisma, 1-20 with 10 being average - what would yours be?
Strength - 7
Dexterity - 9
Intelligence - 12
Wisdom - 14
Constitution - 11
Charisma - 15 (according to other people)
8) How long can you hold your breath?
I think I got to a minute once.
9) What’s a foreign language you’d like to learn someday?
Does ASL count? If not Japanese. Or JSL!
10) Have you ever made up your own turn of phrase? (Like “ that went over like a lead balloon”, “you’re as jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs”, etc.) What is it and what’s it for?
I’ve never done this, tragically.
11) If you know me well enough, be honest: you were expecting there to be a question about shoes somewhere in here, weren’t you?
Well I didn’t think it’d go that phar.
I’m not gonna tag 11 people, I don’t even know 11 people. @crash476, @haunted-the-vagabond, @itsnotpoptarts.
1) If you could switch roles with any fairy tale character, who would it be and why?
2) What is your current jam (music)?
3) Snow, rain, hail, or fog?
4) If somebody made a broadway musical about your life, which musician/band would you get to write the music?
5) Who would be your digimon partner?
6) If your life was a sitcom, what channel would it be on?
7) What is your current jam (fruit spread)?
8) Are you a “Speak Now” Taylor Swift fan or a “1989″ Taylor Swift fan?
9) What do you take on your burger?
11) Down by the bay/Where the watermelons go/Back to my home/I dare not go/For if I do/My mother will say: