#crazy priests

[doggosbork]

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Oh yes: Piano Man

My favorite verse from one of my favorite songs, because the line alone needs context:

And the waitress is practicing politics,

As the businessman slowly gets stoned

Yes, they’re sharing a drink they called lonliness

But it’s better than drinking alone

Fun Fact: one of the insane priests in my parish mimed and danced to this song during a retreat, and it scarred us all

[thephonyone-blog-blog]

I love taking the dog out at night, in the rain, when the streets are deserted.

They tell me to stay on Webster but I never listen, there's nowhere good for her to go on Webster. Besides, the side streets are just as empty, if not less so than Webster.

I'm always afraid to let her go in front of the church. I feel like some priest is going to come running out, fully robed, with a bible in one hand and a little statue of Jesus or something in the other, yelling, "THIS. IS. HOLY. GRASS!"