#crazy rumors

[rowayneau]

Baby Alastor AU - Part 4

=======Middle of the night==========

Baby Alastor : WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Husk: *Felt his chain pulled to Alastor crib* Wha-? Huh???

Baby Alastor: WAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Husk: FUCKK!!! What is going on?!? Why do you own my soul?? And why won't you stop crying!!!!!!

Baby Alastor: *Wants to be held* WAAAHHHH

Husk: Urghhhh!!! Will you shut up if I hold you??

Baby Alastor: *Still sobbing*

Husk: *Now carrying baby Alastor and while rocking back and forth*

Husk: Finally, you stop crying...

[Husk does not notice the others are by the door with Angel snapping a photo on his phone.] 

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Baby Alastor : WAHHHHHH!!!!! *Tentacles magic is destroying the hotel lobby*

Charlie : DAD!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

Lucifer: I didn't do anything!!! He just starts crying when I try to hold him!!!! I think this baby hates me!!!

Baby Alastor: *Still crying in Lucifer arms*

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Heaven Front Gates

​St.Peter: Welcome to Heaven, may I have your name?

Charlie: Uhh..Charlie Morningstar??

St. Peter: Sorry your name is not on the list

Charlie: Maybe try under Lucifer Morning..Star…

St. Peter: Lucifer?? Oh SHI--- Is that a baby!?!?!?

[Sees Charlie with baby Alastor strapped on to her chest standing besides Vaggie] 

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Emily : OH MY GOSH!!!! WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY!!!

Charlie: His name is Alastor and isn't he precious (in denial that Alastor might be her brother)

Baby Alastor: *Giggles cutely*

Emily: Awwwwwwww

—---Meanwhile------

Adam: Hey Lute, isn't that the baby that everyone saying is Lilith bastard kid?

Lute: It appears so, sir.

Adam: Ohhh man!! I gotta see this, need to see Lucifer's pain up close.

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[rowayneau]

Baby Alastor AU - Part 3

News somehow broke out that Queen Lilith had a bastard child and somehow the baby looks exactly like the Radio Demon, even has the same name.

Rumors spread wild that the Radio Demon and the Queen eloped together and that's why they have been missing all these years.

Everything is in chaos and sinners and hell born are storming to the hotel to see the bastard baby.

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Katie Killjoy: Looks like trouble in paradise for the royal family !!!!!! We have news that Queen herself has eloped with the infamous Radio Demon and had a spawn of their own. Why she chose that demon is beyond me but hey when you lived for so long maybe you want to try something of a "different" flavor.

Tom Trench: We have reports of the baby staying at the Princess's Hotel with no both parents to be seen, guess dumping the spawn with the older one to do the parenting work for you is a standard practice for deadbeat parents everywhere. 

Tom Trench: Frankly, we should have seen this coming with the King and Queen being “separated” after all.

Katie Killjoy: You said it Tom, nothing says of an oopsie baby like giving the work of parenting to your older child and ditching off to fuck knows where. 

Katie Killjoy: Seems like the Radio Demon managed nab hell royalty herself!!! No comments have been heard from the Morningstar Family so far and any attempts have been met with a fiery death.

Tom Trench: Ooof!! Trouble in paradise indeed, we will keep you sinners and all of Hell updates on the Morningstar drama on 666 News. Stay tuned and until next time!!!

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Others Reaction: 

Adam: Ha!! What goes around comes around!!!

Vox: *Bluescreens and causes a wide city black out*

Sera: Sinners can reproduce?!!? They can rise up against us even more now!!!!

Other Overlords: Alastor, of all people reproduce??? He knows what sex is????

Charlie: *Locked herself in her room sobbing while hugging the "Story of Hell" book *

Lucifer: *His depression skyrocketed and now the hotel is drowning in rubber ducks*

Baby Alastor: * Happily babbling while playing with the rubber duck obviously to the mess happening around him*

Lilith: I feel like I am forgetting something...Oh well, if I forgot about it then it must be not important.

[rowayneau]

Baby Alastor AU - Part 2

Somehow after bringing baby Alastor in, he renovated the whole hotel and summoned both Husk and Niffty to work as hotel staff.

Everyone is like WTF??? What is this baby and how is it so powerful?

Baby Alastor: *Giggles and waves his arm*

---Hotel transform into a proper one with working facilities, Husk & Niffty appears and even a new tacky bar---

Everyone: WTF????!!!!! Also why does this baby know what a bar is???

Vaggie: Charlie we can't keep him. This place is not safe for a baby and we have no time to properly take care of him.

Charlie: But Vaggie, we can't just leave him, he has nowhere to go. Plus my mom asked me to take care of him, so he's my responsibility too.

Vaggie: Don't you think it's weird that after so long of not reaching out to you, your mom suddenly ask you to take care of a baby

Charlie: *In deep denial of a possibility* Nope, nothing's weird!!! Just mom needs someone trusted to take care of this cute little guy!!!!

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Lucifer in this AU will definitely freak out on baby Alastor. When Charlie invites him to the hotel, he is happy to see his daughters again after so long. He wasn't actually paying attention to Charlie's friends when you introduced them except for Vaggie and not really fully listening. 

Then suddenly Charlie carries a baby in and shoves him into Lucifer's arms, Lucifer blankly holding the baby while Charlie tells him that he is from mom and is taking care of him. Cue Lucifer passing out.

Charlie: And that's all my friend's dad!!

Lucifer: *not really listening* Uh-huh, that great sweetie.

Charlie: Oh, there is one more person I would like you to meet. *Hands over baby Alastor*

Charlie: Dad, this is Alastor. Mom sent him to me to take care of him. I think...….. he might be my baby brother

Lucifer: *Stares blankly at Charlie*

Lucifer: *Gives the baby to the nearest person and proceed to faint like a little girl*

Lucifer: *Before fainting.. DID MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME?????!!!!!*

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