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Whether you work in design, art, web development, or any other creative field, you're bound to deal with at least one absolutely terrible client in your lifetime. Thankfully, however, a magical place exists where all of your frustrations can be vented anonymously and among people who know exactly what you're talking about - down to the last revision.
People just want everything free.
You see this all the time in crafting stuff, but catering? Does she not understand that food costs money? Geez...
Whether you work in design, art, web development, or any other creative field, you're bound to deal with at least one absolutely terrible client in your lifetime. Thankfully, however, a magical place exists where all of your frustrations can be vented anonymously and among people who know exactly what you're talking about - down to the last revision.
A Clients from Hell listicle chock full of annoying, confused, and just plain crazy folks.
Audience Submission: Alternative Facts
(Submitted by @biologicallyimpaired)
From my friend’s timeline, shared with permission:
“‘nope i just want to debate that evolution is not fact that the sun has no fire on it in a vacuum cant be fire.you need oxygen to make fire.’
AND
'In order for mercury to have magnetic field and not molten core evolution says it must have iron sulfide core,but the nebula theory says that volatile elements like sulfur cant be that close to the sun which trying to rescue mercury for your evolution theory ,the entire theory is undermined.’
AND
'The dynamo theory part of evolution.’
These aren’t all the crazy things this person has said in this 'debate’ (I’ll use the term loosely, because it’s like conversing with a 3-year-old – just intelligent enough to speak, but not smart enough yet to know what he’s saying), but they’re the most egregious examples of the stupid he’s spewing.
::sigh:: Parents, make sure your kids are educated enough to intelligently defend their faith and religion. This gentleman is just spouting debunked lie after debunked lie. It’s pitiful, really.”
Audience Submission: Uber Pool
(Submitted by @biologicallyimpaired)
From my friend’s timeline, shared with permission:
“So I do uber pool to save money. I have only ever had one unsafe experience, no biggie. Tonight made two. The driver was obviously uncomfortable, but laughed it off.
I got in the uber and he let me know we were picking up another rider, which is cool, no biggie. We pick the guy up and from the start he’s drunk enough to be smelling and slurring. At this point I’m mildly uncomfortable, but we are only a few minutes from my house, so I shut up. When the driver lets him know I’m getting dropped off first, the guy asks to stop by the gas station across the street so he can get singles for a strip club, and asks me and the uber driver to come with him to the club. Now I’m getting really uncomfortable and just wanted to get home. The guy gets back in the car and we head to drop me off. The other rider turns to look at me and says "where are you going little girl?”. I just say “home”. He asks where I’ve been, I say “school”. He says he’s gone to school and that he’s an engineer. Then he asks if I’m a crazy liberal. When I don’t answer, he goes on this rant that I must not believe in God. I tell him quietly that religion and politics are separate. He goes on a rant about how women have an extra rib, and being a bio minor, I tell him otherwise. He started talking about how we took God out of schools and that people like me have no morals because of that. Finally we pull up to my house and I run home and inside. I’ve been in situations like that before, but never in confined quarters. The worst part was how trapped I felt- in a moving car, there’s nowhere to go :/ “
Audience Submission: couple posts from a friend
(Submitted by 'don't tag me please, stole the posts from a friend') - this has been pasted into a text post to disassociate it from the submitter
"Do I have "crazy person magnet" written on my forehead? I'm at Mapco (yeah, the same one that I saw the altercation between a crack head and police a couple of weeks ago.), and I get out of my car. I drop my phone, let out a swear word, pick it up, and begin to walk inside. Suddenly, a the lady in the SUV parked beside me hops out and confronts me. The conversation went like this: Lady: "Excuse me, but did I just see you pick up that phone?" Me: "Uhhh, yeah." Lady: "Well, that's my son's phone." Me: "No, ma'am, it's my phone." Lady: "My son dropped his phone out here and I just saw you pick it up." Me: "No, ma'am, I dropped my own phone and that's what you saw me pick up.". Lady: "Well, he dropped it out here and.... " I interrupted her and answered, "Ma'am, I can prove that this is my phone if you don't believe me. I can give you my phone number, you can call it from your phone, and you'll clearly hear my phone ring." Lady: Deer in the headlights look.... "No, that's ok." I wasn't about to let her off the hook. Time for me to make her feel uncomfortable. "No, ma'am, really, I don't mind proving you wrong. My number is...." She shut her car door and drove off."
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"Another life oddity tonight. A couple of months ago, coming out of Mapco, I got caught in the middle of an altercation between police and a guy resisting arrest. Tonight, as I was entering Walmart, I was greeted not by the standard greeter, but a shoplifter that was bolting out the door, and an undercover policeman tackling him right in front of me. Then, the policemen threw his badge at my feet and had me call for backup. Afterwards, I talked to police and told them about the Mapco incident. The policeman stated, "Oh, so you are the one causing all this... Let me know next time you go out in public." Lol..."
Audience Submission
(Submitted by 'list me as Anonymous') - this has been pasted into a text post to disassociate it from the submitter
Stolen from friend:
"I'm at Publix, perusing the butcher's selections (I'd say meat or beef, but I have too many 30 year old teenagers among my friends...) when I hear a lady screaming from across the store. "Sam! Hey, Sam! Saaaaaaaaammmmm!!" I'm thinking that someone forgot her inside voice today, as I continue looking to see what I'll cook for dinner. "SAMMMM!!!" Jeez, lady... Then someone grabs my arm and spins me to face them. What the...? "Do I know you?" "Why won't you answer me, Sam?!" "Uh... Because I'm not Sam?" A moment of silence as she stares at me, a look of confusion on her face, and she puts her hands up and starts backing away, with a frightened expression, as though I'm a rabid dog and she's trying to ward me off, and ducks down an aisle, never saying a word. Crazy magnet strikes again."
