"Hello"
As she signs her sensor gloves translate through their tiny speakers.
"I'll start with.. My name, yeah, I'm Maple Tree, May to my friends, I'm 8ft tall and pretty sure I'm about 30 monster years old"
She pauses to retrieve 3 items from a box she'd set down at the table.
"Brought these, wasn't sure exactly what to bring so, I thought these would suit?"
She sets down a Japanese maple bonsai tree with a small silver chain dangling from it's branches, a half sphere pendent hanging from it.
"And one of my favorite books...Harry Potter... I'm a bit of a nerd"
Her shoulders shake and she creeks a little as she chuckles.
"I'd like to adopt a Bara please, taller then me if possible. I've heard good things about them!"
"Honey and Tramp really caught my eye but I'm having a hard time picking between them, maybe you can help MK?"
"I work as an orderly at the local hospital, helping patients and the like. I work a lot of hours but I'm sure I can cut them back *chuckles* especially if I have someone waiting at home"
"Uhm I don't eat but I can cook, well I've been told I'm not to bad"
She shuffles in place a little, nervous.
"It's hard to describe yourself on the spot"
"Oh I'm interested in either friendship or relationship in my bara, though i can't really....fullfill... all aspects of a sexual relationship, unfortunately...."
"I'm not..." she waves her hands up and down her body, clearly frustrated "all there"
"The girls i work with say i have quite a caring personality, very motherly, but fun? The 'Mom Friend' they say, whatever that means."
She stops, starting into space for a few seconds.
"I think that's it? Am I suitable?"
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"Of course you are! Now, I can see you've set your heart on a Tramp or a Honey, so let's break down the pros and cons.
Honeys are generally more high-maintenance, requiting more affection and communication and time. They attach very quickly and are prone to jealousy. They are more easygoing when it comes to the type of relationship, but often suffer from high libidos and overflow of magic--as long as there is a good plan in place to assauge their semi-constant heats with toys or other forms of affection, then it should not affect your relationship.
Tramps are easy to handle, requiring very little attention and affection to know how you feel. They may seem distant at first, but they attach just as quickly as Honeys and are fiercely loyal. They are pushy in the respect of relationships and will want to form a heavy emotional and physical bond quickly, and may be prone to depression if sexual needs are not met. Like Honeys, there are many ways you can help a Tramp with these urges, and as long as there is a plan they should be fine.
Alternatively, if you want a lovely companion who has no sexual needs, but will check all your boxes for romance and affection, there is always the option of the Creams, as they are ace/demisexual to begin with."
Honey, Tramp, or Cream?