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Pink, Red, and Sans - How old were you all and your brothers, when your fathers were lost? Were you older skeletons taking care of a babybones younger brother?

"we were eight and one. the queen took us in and we did alright for ourselves."

"I WAS SEVEN AND SANS WAS FOURTEEN! I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT DAD BUT I DO KNOW THAT WAS WHEN WE MOVED TO SNOWDIN! APPARENTLY THE CROWN PAID FOR OUR HOUSE AND GENERAL NEEDS FROM GASTER'S SAVINGS AND RETIREMENT FUND, UNTIL SANS WAS 16 AND ABLE TO WORK."

"i was seven, boss 'as two. hit the streets and did some things m'not proud of but it kept the kid alive. then i was picked as judge around ten, not exactly old enough to work the job but young enough to be almost free of LV, so they made an exception. got us a house n'food so you betcher ass i took it."

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Blue, Stretch, Black, and Mutt - Were you all living on your own during your babybones/childhood years? I hear that life on the streets can be rough for kids on their own.

"nah, like i said, our dad fell only about 5 years ago. we were already in our 20s. we were pretty lucky that way."

"I SURE MISS HIM. ESPECIALLY LATELY, HE...HE WOULD HAVE LOVED BRIAR."

"our pops died when we were teenagers. he was a drunk, abusive asshole, i killed him an' i don't regret it."

"WE ARE VERY LUCKY HE WAS NOT AROUND TO MEET BRIAR. HE WAS NOT A GOOD MAN, HE DID NOT TREAT MUTT WELL AND--"

"--AND IF HE HAD SO MUCH AS HAD THE WHISPER OF A THOUGHT TO TREAT MY BABY THE SAME WAY, THEN I WOULD HAVE DUSTED HIM MYSELF."

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How many years apart, are the older brothers over the younger brothers?

"i'm seven years older than bj."

"same for me n' pap."

"i got five years on boss."

"eleven months."

"same here. irish twins, they say."

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Truth or strip. To the older skellies: did you tell your younger skellies about gaster?

"bj and i were raised mostly by the queen as gaster died when we were very small. she did let us have some of his personal effects when we got older, though."

"dad has only been dead for us about 5 years. he raised us himself, a good man and a caring father. we miss him, but i never had to tell blue about someone he already knows."

"likewise yet opposite, my brother an' i remember our pops a little too much for taste."

"boss don't needa know anythin' about that bastard, just that he was better off on the streets with me."

"i've talked through some of my issues about the old man with pap, half as a brother and half with him as acting therapist. gaster wasn't a bad guy, just didn't know how t'raise a kid, let alone two of 'em. left us mostly to his secretary, genevieve, and when he died she helped us get our place in snowdin. still send her gyftmas cards, but...she stopped writing back."

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🎵If you’re a sexy skele, clap your hands🎵

*Clapping noises*

"WAIT, YOUR HANDS DIDN'T MOVE, HOW CAN YOU BE CLAPPI--"

"O-OH!"

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Where's my sexy Dusty?

"...around."

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Look, red. I like you, you're a nice guy... i really want to see the soft side of you... i don't think you need to be flirty... i don't hate that side of you... i... just... want you to smile... for real this time...

"......."

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*Gasp* You guys, I just realized something! All those puns... They're going to be dad jokes now!!!

"....WHAT HAVE I DONE."

"gave us an excuse, that's what."

"black birthed us an opportunity here."