Gives u a banan
Object scanned. DNA traces recognized.
Subject home universe under high alert, constant monitoring of known time anomaly in progress.
Instructions received. Transporting object to Home Universe... Complete. Requesting to cancel high alert... Request denied.
Operator object transfer in progress... Object received. Giving object to subject. Operator message received. Transmitting.
"Hello. Sorry for the disturbance, I was just sending this uplink through one of the devices we were using to monitor you and that time anomaly. I would have called that off, but... I don't have much power here. Here's an emerald banana for your troubles. If you're wondering, yes, you can plant it. Don't question how. Anyway, I'm transmitting this uplink through the monitoring systems linked to most of the other universes of those you know. You get around quite easily, so I figured your world would be a good place to start. Excuse my lengthy talking, I'm not used to formal occasions."
Message over. Send response?